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fleur.computer • 94 days ago

gooning is a sin.

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clay64a.bsky.social•93 days ago

Call me a sinner

turbulentblue.bsky.social•94 days ago

if the buddha was alive today he would be a gooner

soysauceop.bsky.social•94 days ago

delete this

serotoningoblin.gay•93 days ago

gooning is a win*

tgirl.fail•93 days ago

Took you 5 hours after being bullied by other tgirls to come up with this?

tgirl.fail•93 days ago

wait 6 hours???

serotoningoblin.gay•93 days ago

I was busy

tgirl.fail•93 days ago

busy gooning to all the attention you got?

serotoningoblin.gay•93 days ago

some people have jobs, puppy

tgirl.fail•94 days ago

thats why i throw a hail mary during the sesh

serotoningoblin.gay•94 days ago

i don't think that's uh

tgirl.fail•94 days ago

sorry guys, the gooning expert has arrived. He has to ruin the joke

serotoningoblin.gay•94 days ago

imeant the hail mary ,🙄

tgirl.fail•94 days ago

Like the catholic prayer?

serotoningoblin.gay•94 days ago

do you throw those

whiskeycrazy.bsky.social•93 days ago

Every room can be a goon room when you goon till noon on the reg

girlsuffer.bsky.social•94 days ago

Only if you are doing it wrong

sinkcat.bsky.social•94 days ago

I thought it wasn't a sin if you don't cum :(

ethulen.does.chat•94 days ago

No 💜

dylandylan121.bsky.social•94 days ago

don’t let evangelical protestants prevent you from following your passion. The Pope’s word is final and he is a pro gooner

dylandylan121.bsky.social•94 days ago

I didn’t say he is a professional gooner. That’s not what I said. He’s an advocate. An empath of lust & degeneracy

dylandylan121.bsky.social•94 days ago

let people enjoy things

fearjoyhappiness.bsky.social•94 days ago

What about, you reciting bible passages during the tranformativ process? Would it count as spiritual guidance during a challenging exercise of body and mind?

the.girl.of.calamitousintent.com•94 days ago

if gooning is wrong, well lord, i don't wanna be right

incognitofinito.bsky.social•94 days ago

oh :(

zipping up now

fleur.computer•94 days ago

2025 sin list may be amended, pls hold til then

distantroaring.bsky.social•94 days ago

catholic priest, annoyed as hell to hear confession from yet another gooner

girlsuffer.bsky.social•94 days ago

I imagine they have a rewards program of some type so if he gets enough confessions he's get like a pizza party

distantroaring.bsky.social•94 days ago

it’s fine though i goon with my rosary in my other hand so it’s a net neutral

kirkstallabbot.bsky.social•94 days ago

🙏

surreptitious03.bsky.social•94 days ago

i am getting on my jrpg shit now (killing a god)

maristela.org•94 days ago

yeah CUM instead. CUM EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

emma.bzky.team•94 days ago

Haha, good thing I haven't been able in *checks notes* 5 years 😔

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