them: whatcha thinkin about me: “lol poop lol” is a palindrome them: don’t you have an english degree? me: two - ThreadSky

professorkiosk.wtf • 148 days ago

them: whatcha thinkin about

me: “lol poop lol” is a palindrome

them: don’t you have an english degree?

me: two

Comments

msarro.bsky.social•147 days ago

Advanced degrees don't necessarily mean advanced humor 😂

tech-hamza1.bsky.social•147 days ago

I'm thinking of inventing a new language that humans don't know. 😁

mopathguy.bsky.social•147 days ago

A man, a plan, anal Panama

jzeppa.bsky.social•148 days ago

😁

madcow21.bsky.social•147 days ago

Taco Cat approves this message.

mstsilver.bsky.social•147 days ago

I love palindromes!

300kosmatih.s3n.si•147 days ago

lol twoowt lol

thomasafranz.bsky.social•147 days ago

So you know it’s good

ldo17.bsky.social•147 days ago

I think Stephen Fry came up with this #Palindrome: “Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!”

oundhakar.bsky.social•147 days ago

So you have a No. 2 degree?

jenkempenart.bsky.social•147 days ago

Lol it's ok. I have a creative writing degree and haven't written anything since college.

roguezorex.bsky.social•148 days ago

Poop is one of my favorite words just because it's so fun and funny to say

PooP 🤣

mowing-devil.bsky.social•147 days ago

Palindromes are FAKE. 😜

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv7_1xJU0PI

notquietmodemd.bsky.social•147 days ago

Borrow or rob?
ufo tofu?

leoboon.bsky.social•147 days ago

That's how he knows it's a palindrome.

cyortonic.bsky.social•146 days ago

Me using my IT degree to set my computer wallpaper to a gif of opossums eating banana

the-automa.bsky.social•148 days ago

They just lack the philosophical mindset that allows them to have super serious thoughts about extremely silly things.

leviathancross.bsky.social•146 days ago

How else would one enjoy such simple and innocent wisdom without the pursuit of knowledge

elaineavila605.bsky.social•148 days ago

I think we've digressed from discussing palindromes to making assumptions about education.

professorkiosk.wtf•148 days ago

people just don't get that shitposters are some of the most educated people on the planet

pseudoleviathan.bsky.social•148 days ago

Humor is a sign of intelligence or something like that.

richieryan.bsky.social•148 days ago

Timing!

sorican.bsky.social•147 days ago

Definitely, but sometimes you need to come down to the audience’s level… and poop jokes are always funny.

knorg.bsky.social•148 days ago

They did some tests, told me it was a false positive in my case.

alpineolive.bsky.social•148 days ago

Relatable.

beeavillain.bsky.social•147 days ago

poopfessor

thuotila.bsky.social•104 days ago

Ow, two.

kttvicious.bsky.social•147 days ago

Now you're just talking shit.

mad-girl.bsky.social•146 days ago

#poop

hashtag of a generation.

el-tonino.bsky.social•147 days ago

If you had an additional STEM degree, you could have answered "11", a (binary) palindrome as well 🤓

navytrueblue.bsky.social•147 days ago

AND OBVIOUSLY PUTTING IT TO GOOD USE

24lastchance.bsky.social•148 days ago

Like attacks like
Shit sticks to shit
!

😉

roxyrobyn.bsky.social•147 days ago

"two" isn't a palindrome so it doesn't matter

pseudoboss.bsky.social•148 days ago

Hmm. Obviously lol and poop are both palindromes, and it makes sense that if you mash palindromes together you get another palindrome, right? lol lol, but not lol lol poop. . . So you have to mash palindromes together palindromically to actually get another palindrome. That's kinda neat.

professorkiosk.wtf•148 days ago

I agree

mbsims.bsky.social•148 days ago

I can't wait for an occasion to use "palindromically."

psgarak.bsky.social•147 days ago

So is "Ah.. ah.. Poop. haha!"

keidekay.bsky.social•148 days ago

Raceway is a great palindrome.

A Man, A Plan, A Canal, Panama is, as well.

"Pop" is a palindrome AND an onomatopoeia.

Do better...

keidekay.bsky.social•148 days ago

*racecar

wuddog.bsky.social•148 days ago

Well, you’re not wrong.

professorkiosk.wtf•148 days ago

it's a true fact it is

celloking.bsky.social•147 days ago

😂

monstermenagerie85.bsky.social•147 days ago

Taco cat...

namedbev.bsky.social•147 days ago

So is kook. 🌝

solitudex.bsky.social•78 days ago

II ?

two ?

2 ?

professorkiosk.wtf•78 days ago

unfortunately true

solitudex.bsky.social•78 days ago

What is troubling you my child?

"Well, you see, I went back and just got my 2nd English degree so..."

petrichor7.bsky.social•147 days ago

Have you seen this masterpiece by Demetri Martin?

stillraptor.bsky.social•147 days ago

😂

mirimg.bsky.social•147 days ago

😂

logiebarr.bsky.social•147 days ago

“No sir away a papaya war is on” is my favorite palindrome.

iliketheplanet.bsky.social•147 days ago

too hot to hoot

oldheadsz.bsky.social•147 days ago

My wife is constantly reminding me that I have a master's degree, like that's supposed to prove I'm smart or mature or something.

sivveh.bsky.social•147 days ago

🤣

family-fella.bsky.social•147 days ago

It's a real shame that the word palindrome isn't a palindrome itself. What would be a good palindromic replacement for palindrome?

symplify.bsky.social•147 days ago

Palindromemordnilap?

family-fella.bsky.social•147 days ago

Excellent! It's so obvious now that you point out out. And who ever said English was a difficult language to learn?

connectthedots2.bsky.social•147 days ago

samemas

true-blue.bsky.social•106 days ago

This is the winner

connectthedots2.bsky.social•106 days ago

Thank you!

connectthedots2.bsky.social•147 days ago

It's the samemas backwards as forwards.

alpha10.bsky.social•147 days ago

yes thank you for the clarification. much appreciated.

connectthedots2.bsky.social•147 days ago

Always have to use it in a sentence. It's just basic etiquette.

jackasspenguin2.bsky.social•147 days ago

Wordrow

family-fella.bsky.social•147 days ago

Loopool? Like a word that goes round in a loop. It sounds a bit like a loophole too, and so might be sufficiently confusing to merit addition to the English language.

family-fella.bsky.social•147 days ago

Ooh w hoo