Ngl, I just checked out when he started shilling his Borderlands 4 on Switch 2 because of course he would. The carts for it seem forecasted to cost about 80$ (which are keys to download, not physical games.) this is greasy AAAA and low and behold the lord of grease himself shows up for it.
He really wants you to buy his book about defrauding the government of their grant money before DOGE defrauds the government for their grant money. When the moon is full the pattern on his shiny blazer turns to question marks.
Randy looking like he's gonna do card tricks at a high school prom in Vegas. Looks like his clothes didn't shine until he wore them and the suit would burst into flames if he tried to iron it. Motherfucker looks like he's gonna host an MSNBC panel on how video game piracy is evil.
He has the proud expression of a dog who found something rancid under the porch and has it clamped in its jaw, and really doesn't want you to notice.
"What have you got?! Drop it! DROP. IT."
Randy looks like he's going to pitch some random meme coin, and then say the woke mob made it collapse while simultaneously pushing the next one, and an extra course on dropshipping.
He looks like a character who'd be in a movie that Kill James Bond would cover, and there would be like eight different 5-minute digressions where all three hosts relentlessly insult him.
He looks like he's the owner of a vegas casino that is about to be bought out by the mafia and he's gonna get loud and in their face thinking he's tough shit before getting one to the eye in a massage parlor.
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You did it, you MADE him greasy.
Calm down bro, we're not that excited for Borderlands 4. I'm sure the game will be fun, just bring it down a notch bro.
“It’s barely legal Batman, you can’t arrest me for that!”
“With my new powers I’ll suck the energy out of any room I’m in!”
But has also been ordered to stay more then 500 feet from schools and playgrounds.
"What have you got?! Drop it! DROP. IT."
Decreased visible grease.
Increased visible sleeze.
Randy Powers: The Spy who greased me.
Randy Powers: Greasemember.