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Afternoon, y'all~ As promised, here's the design for the Chun Li vs. Cybertruck sticker, inspired by the old mini game and also the fact that Cybertrucks are garbage! 😘 Stickers will be available soon, and I'm even considering sticker bombing packs where you can get multiple stickers!

Via @abreezeclayton.bsky.social, here's a tool to find out if your vote is on the list of those being challenged in North Carolina, along with instructions on what you can do next/who to contact re: ballot curing. Please share widely, especially if you're in North Carolina

i have learned that way too many americans see the concept of 'freedom' simply as the potential to be rich and privileged, even if they aren't, & not things like freedom from dying from a preventable illness if you're poor, or being imprisoned for minor crimes, or persecuted by the police, etc

I'm 18. The economy enters a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican president is responsible. I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible. I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible.

160 years ago today, the traitor Jefferson Davis and his treasonous cabinet abandoned Richmond, the capital of the Confederacy, spelling the beginning of the end of the Civil War. A day for all patriots to celebrate.

we won't abide fake gamers. not in this country. not in America

i believe in the indominable American spirit to hate one specific really annoying guy

Imagine that the five most overconfident boys at your local high school, who learned how to use a hammer last semester, are planning to tear down your entire city and rebuild it from scratch using guidance from a Speak and Spell

Better a pig than a gen A.I. user!

Trump's Social Security nominee just lied to the Finance Committee, claiming he hasn't been involved in any DOGE plans to gut Social Security. My office has a whistleblower that says otherwise. We brought the receipts.

I helped build a government AI system. DOGE fired me, rolled the AI out to the whole agency, and implied the AI can do my job and the jobs of the others they've fired. It can't. But, what DOGE accidentally revealed about themselves in the process is fascinating. 🧵

UNIANIMOUSLY!!!

Perhaps the Gamers are alright

NEW POST: Why Are So Many Games Bombing? kriswolfheart.substack.com/p/why-are-so...

I rarely tell people to throw their devices into the sea, but you should throw your Amazon Echo into the sea. www.wired.com/story/everyt...

Happy international women's day! I'm a big fan

Another oldie I'm pretty happy with.

it’s so good

if you're in any sort of discord that catalogues information, back that shit up cause it's gonna be unusable inside a year if this happens bsky.app/profile/nyti...

Nice argument. Unfortunately for you, I have already portrayed myself as the $1.50 gigantic Costco hot dog and you as the $7.49 pathetic Five Guys hot dog

RIP king

every so often I think of an old twitter 'who would win' post of Edward Elric vs Harry Potter and how that's still a fight I'd pay to see 'Arry would be getting Drake levels of 'bodied by a manlet'

HUGE: The Supreme Court sides with Richard Glossip, holding that prosecutors violated his constitutional rights by failing to correct false testimony at his trial. It directs the Oklahoma courts to vacate his conviction! www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...

Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality

Had to try Zoot Suit Samus

there are tens of millions of Americans who broadly think of Donald Trump as “the guy who is good at money/business”, in large part because he starred in a popular reality TV show that presented him as a business expert, a job he accepted in part because his actual businesses were failing

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

Bombadil posting will continue until morale improves 💛

Won #GBVSR at #Gatorlan! GGs to everyone I played

The Bracket image leaves a lot of the nuance (from the article) about player intent out of the conversation. I, with input from the available members of the CFP, reworked the image to include it. Ask yourself, "What is the intent of this deck? What kind of experience am I looking for?"

hey man, I noticed all those legendaries you pulled. can you cum in my mouth

Crush as a kid

- racist DOGE guy (redundant) canned - federal judge upholds birthright citizenship - another judge blocks voluntary resignation - NY state going to court over treasury business - patel put on ice for at least a week

When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.

Happy Black History Month, fuck what the government says.

The Video Game History Foundation Library is now in early access. For free. For everyone. Wherever you are. Read more: gamehistory.org/vghf-library...

ST. TRINA! LET ME SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!