“You only hate on the Cyber Truck because you can’t afford one.”
Nope, sure can’t, but that’s not why. It’s because you’re so desperate to sit at the cool kids table that you spent 6 figures on a truck that looks like an ice machine at some no-tell motel, and that’s hysterical.
Nope, sure can’t, but that’s not why. It’s because you’re so desperate to sit at the cool kids table that you spent 6 figures on a truck that looks like an ice machine at some no-tell motel, and that’s hysterical.
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I can afford a cybertruck, but it’s a piece of shit.
Nailed it 👍
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between a Tesla & a Porcupine?
The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine!
Including me.
https://www.honest-broker.com/p/why-is-the-tesla-cybertruck-so-depressingly
https://www.ktvu.com/news/3-die-1-injured-fiery-piedmont-cybertruck-crash
Well and ugly, the fucking thing is horrendous.
AND....
It makes sense?
Like buy a real truck and have a fortune left over.
Major problem with the axels- too small for weight of vehicle
Absolutely Butt Ugly!
Seriously, over $100K for something that looks like a toddler drew on the wall in crayon and works about as good, racoons confuse for dumpsters, and rust in the rain??
https://www.tiktok.com/@joe_57chevy/video/7403325437318843690
"Mr. Smith, checkout is 11 a.m."
"Would Mrs. Smith like clean sheets and an extra towel?"
I saw pics of their little claws ripping the interior to bits.
#FuckTesla
One other question:
Besides it being so ugly. How are people actually so stupid they would spend 100k on a vehicle that isn't even painted, that bursts into flames & again is THAT fugly?
Peace!
it's a piece of sh-t.
I wouldn't drive one if you gave it to me.
My only wish is that I could find that drawing I made when I was 5 years old so I could sue that idiot for stealing my intellectual property.
As well as Wankpanzer.
Also, from what I've heard, this is a terrible city to have one in, in terms of weather, so stupid inside and out.
Also not available in Australia cos EM says complying with all our pesky safety standards would totally make it worse.
I hate it because it's ugly as sin, it supports a fascist, it's a danger on the road with all the issues it has, and the dipshits that drive them CAN'T DRIVE (I was almost hit by one today!)
Oh you mean the death trap on wheels that's so ugly a desperate rhino would be turned off?
You spent how much on the self emolation machine? Wow... wonder if that purchase came with a voucher for a free funeral.
/scene
I have standards
They are flat out dangerous and should not be allowed on public roads.