This is weird because in that situation Elon is definitely lunch meat right? like no question - ThreadSky

ianboudreau.com • 1 day ago

This is weird because in that situation Elon is definitely lunch meat right? like no question

Reposted from Aaron Rupar

Quite the message from the guy running our government

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carrier-media.co.uk•1 day ago

He's on the breakfast menu card I'm looking at right now.

misterplutocrat.bsky.social•1 day ago

My dude will be roasting on a spit so fast.

inkpenavenger.bsky.social•10 hours ago

More like Channing Tatum in "This is the End." Lol

dbeatcatdad.bsky.social•1 day ago

Some former SOF guy who went into private security would sit on a huge pile of stimulants roughly 2 minutes in.

chvyshld.bsky.social•1 day ago

100% chance he would end up as cannibal danny mcbride's gimp.

haptcjim.bsky.social•1 day ago

An unfit, unpopular, wealthy drug addict who was instrumental in whatever The Event was. He’d last five minutes after The Event (which at this point he’s likely to have caused).

dennisbprice.bsky.social•1 day ago

The rich should and will always die in the Apocalypse.

ianboudreau.com•1 day ago

I guess in his mind he gets to do whatever he wants for reasons other than being the richest prick on earth

ianboudreau.com•1 day ago

I mean if it's mad max times I am driving straight over that dude, wouldn't even touch the brakes

imrankhan.bsky.social•1 day ago

He’d absolutely be a blood boy that people get high off.

ianboudreau.com•1 day ago

Imagine dropping a brick of genuine Musk on the manifold and just hotboxing with the warboys

shivvy.bsky.social•1 day ago

i know it smell crazy in there

thatoldbear.bsky.social•1 day ago

Something something destroyed McLaren to impress Peter Thiel

hopstache.bsky.social•1 day ago

Only so I can throw it in reverse and run him over again to be sure I finished the job

nlcbio.bsky.social•1 day ago

He would be the first person I'd try to find.

edsjoh.bsky.social•1 day ago

When money is worthless he’s just like everyone else.

brokentoys.social•1 day ago

musk is 100% the guy who invited douglas rushkoff to brainstorm about how to control his private army after the apocalypse makes money obsolete

rushkoff said "i dunno, maybe treat them well/like family now so they protect you later" and 'anonymous tycoon' responded "nah, i'm thinking bomb collars"

joel.zone•1 day ago

the roving gangs would immediately clock him

lastbutnotleast.bsky.social•1 day ago

I love how these guys think that if society broke down, they would be rulers on account of their security teams. In all likelihood, their most dominant security team member becomes the ruler.

lastbutnotleast.bsky.social•1 day ago

For people who say they think about Rome every day, they seem very unaware of the history of the Praetorian Guard.

matthewb00.bsky.social•1 day ago

I wonder if he realizes his stock price won't mean shit if society collapses...

larrynightdive.bsky.social•1 day ago

We know that the world ends not with a bang, but with a meow:

venomousgoat.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh yeah it's bizarre how many of these guys don't understand that their power and influence can only exist *because* of the systems that they hate and do not understand

sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com•1 day ago

It's not even related to skill. In a mad max type scenario the rich will be the first to go p much. Best case he holes up in a bunker forever

johnnyyukon.bsky.social•1 day ago

He might be that sad sack gyrocopter pilot in Mad Max, best case.

swesteel.bsky.social•1 day ago

His private security force wouldn’t wait 24 hours.

ardaniel.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm always heartened by shit like "the guy who runs the Oath Keepers is such an asshole that no one can conspire with him for very long," as recounted by that guy's own son who left the movement. Sure they might have some loyal folks, but the nature of being this unpleasant has costs.

camcorliss.bsky.social•1 day ago

Elon Musk has the energy of someone yelling “unhand me” as he’s dragged off by actual physically capable people.

crypttext.bsky.social•1 day ago

In his mind.
Only in his mind.

nerdsonsafari.bsky.social•1 day ago

Agreed. I've got 50 bottle caps says he gets quartered by a super mutant within minutes of exiting his private vault.

thebenj.bsky.social•1 day ago

Exiting? He's getting ganked by his private security inside the vault

nerdsonsafari.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂 That's Scenario A. In Scenario B, his private security shoves him inside the vault like it's a giant locker, 'cause they'd rather eat a nuke than spend even five minutes alone with him in an enclosed space.

jaec.bsky.social•1 day ago

that's right, he didn't think much about it.

gremlinjess.bsky.social•1 day ago

Elon would either be some very large mutant's personal stress relief toy, a macabre hood ornament, or both. I don't think anyone would want to eat him because he looks moldy even while still alive

ianboudreau.com•1 day ago

He could probably be used or smoked as a sedative

gremlinjess.bsky.social•1 day ago

They'd get him dangling from a contraption like a cat in dune and poked with spears that are also straws to drink his blood like the world's most potent and annoying hallucinogenic capri sun

ianboudreau.com•1 day ago

Like a doner kebab for the k-hole