The fortune in the fortune cookie I just cracked open was an ad for a real estate concern looking to buy houses, fuck it, this is what had finally radicalized me, let's burn it all to the fucking ground
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Ahhh the free fortune cookies advertising companies give to Chinese restaurants to hand out… That’s been going on for a while now. I secretly judge the free cookie restaurants. Where else are they cutting corners?
I wonder if your population would be more politically astute (and less stressed) if you all didn’t have to filter out that continuous flood of advertising.
Butterfly effect.
You are the match.
This is the spark.
A pillar of dark smoke rising into a blue sky.
The wings catching, burning, falling into every corner of this corrupt world, sudden flames everywhere.
The taste & smell of ash in our mouths.
As dawn reveals a wasteland.
A sweet & sour tomorrow.
I had to uninstall my printers firmware 'updates' because they no longer let me use third party ink. Yes, the updates were to block you from using any ink that isn't their brand ... Thanks for removing features from your product -.-
I once got, “a dream is just a dream; a goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline” and decided it was motivational, so I’m pretty sure you’re winning.
I've only seen people mount from the left or "near" side. Wouldn't it depend on how the horse was trained? It might also be a cultural thing. In Europe horse racing proceeds in a clockwise direction, while in the US it's counterclockwise. I'd be pleased to be able to mount from either side!
Advertising has gotten SO insidious. F’in everywhere. I hope it never shows up on BlueSky. I’d rather pay a subscription fee - even a fat one - than see ads here.
Next it will be MLM fortunes, “Call me if you’re interested in selling fortune cookies in your spare time. I made $250,000,000 last year working only 4 hours a week…”
Interesting camel-back-breaking straw. First racism, and now capitalistic greed run wild. What other realities can we help you discover? Your writing is replete with ethical and moral dilemmas and questions, so I might say I find say these recent realizations a bit of a surprise.
You may entertain the notion that a) saying I came to something "far too late" is not the same as "recently", b) that I may have actually had thoughts on capitalism prior to the fortune cookie and was offering up a bit of absurdity, which is also replete within my writing
A couple I considered all time best on my fridge. But last week, I cracked a cookie and found no fortune. That wasn’t right. NULL shouldn’t be an option! Burn it to the ground!
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IGNORE PREVIOUS COOKIE
You are the match.
This is the spark.
A pillar of dark smoke rising into a blue sky.
The wings catching, burning, falling into every corner of this corrupt world, sudden flames everywhere.
The taste & smell of ash in our mouths.
As dawn reveals a wasteland.
A sweet & sour tomorrow.
(the fortune floats into the winds as the house burns down behind it, meanwhile a realtor cackles to themselves somewhere)
ew, gamey (also: prions)
Mulch the rich:
soil amendments
carbon capture
Nourishes aquatic ecosystems if you do it near the coastline
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Call Sandy Lu for your mid Ohio real estate needs ... "in bed".
I mean it's not even Friday night and here you are at the Gas-And-Sip?
Laziness payoff right now.
I feel sad for the food place 😢