Hey cutie. Clean your glasses. - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

shutupmac.bsky.social•73 days ago

it's like Sisyphus and that damned rock!

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theunorthodox.bsky.social•73 days ago

I just did and they’re dirty again 😩

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

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theunorthodox.bsky.social•73 days ago

*wipes them again* ok that should d- oh god damn it

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halfbakedrhymes.com•73 days ago

I have never been so called out

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

😜💋

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halfbakedrhymes.com•73 days ago

They are cleaned! I hope you're happy 😭

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Kayla I am delighted. 🥰💚

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adamcarriaga1.bsky.social•73 days ago

you're not the boss of me! imma be cute and keep my glasses smudged

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Adaaaam. 🫵🫵🫵🤓

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nregib.bsky.social•73 days ago

You think I’m cute?

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Hell fucking yeah I do. 🫵💋

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uffdada.bsky.social•73 days ago

Only reason I went to contacts is I hated cleaning them all the time 😂

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

My astigmatism is too bananas for contacts unfortunately: they have to be weighed to keep the axis correct and if it gets off I can’t see diddly.😭

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uffdada.bsky.social•73 days ago

I have a very slight astigmatism and tried the weighted contact. Hate it.
Don’t need to move to glasses yet but it’s coming

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

I’ve been wearing glasses since I was seven years old. Tried contacts for three years while I was a cheerleader in high school. Never again. Hahaha.

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amberkitty.bsky.social•73 days ago

I feel like that’s all I ever do

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Our work is never done. 🫡🤓

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notthatshaman.bsky.social•73 days ago

Ah ok, that makes sense. I was wondering why Charlie was calling us "pootie". Dirty lenses will do that to you. Cheers. And good morning.

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Good morning Shammy. 🥰

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dollaryydoos.bsky.social•73 days ago

I'm getting to the dishes, I swear!

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khatunjessicabeki.org•73 days ago

But I don't wear gl....OHHHH

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Yeeeep. 💚

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thelionseye.bsky.social•73 days ago

I swear to god, how do they get so smudgy..!?!

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

They work hard all day. 🤓

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vegavannah.bsky.social•73 days ago

I have 5 of these Peeps and 5 keychain size ones all over because it’s nonstop.

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

👁️👄👁️ !! What is that?? I’ve never seen it before.

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vegavannah.bsky.social•73 days ago

I found them at an eyeglass place one year. You pull out the cleaner piece. There’s also a little “dusting” brush you can slide out of the top.

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

These are so so neat I gotta try ‘em!!!

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vegavannah.bsky.social•73 days ago

*a few years ago

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lt-atl.bsky.social•73 days ago

I just did. UGH.....

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thegreatmoonhound.bsky.social•73 days ago

DONT YOU T-…. Oh.

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

🫵Dat’s roight!!

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thegreatmoonhound.bsky.social•73 days ago

I’m goin I’m goin!

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bigoblin.needs.dog•72 days ago

I’m trying 😭 I feel like I’m just pushing the smudges around tbh

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darkersunrise.bsky.social•73 days ago

I suppose I need to find them first. (Deciphers blurry text on phone)

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

You can function without them? What are you, a wizard? 😜🤓

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darkersunrise.bsky.social•73 days ago

For now ! Gimme a few months 🤪 eyes are in rapid decline

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maddening.bsky.social•73 days ago

Thank you!

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celestialrose.bsky.social•73 days ago

damn you got me 😫

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Heh. 😏🤓

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regularaveragedad.bsky.social•73 days ago

If I ever decide to moisturize and stop having a crusty brow it may help

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pixeletor.bsky.social•73 days ago

Hey there, darlin'. As soon as you walked into the room, they fogged over from steam brought on by your hotness. 😁

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Charles just delivering disarmament before I finish my coffee over here. 💋😏

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pixeletor.bsky.social•73 days ago

Excellent tactic. Love it. Enjoy your coffee!

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thebestshay.bsky.social•73 days ago

If you've seen the ways I've had to diy my glasses cuz my toddler has broken 3 of them....

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Oh noooo!! You need toddler proof safety goggles like those dudes wear in the NBA. 😭

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thebestshay.bsky.social•73 days ago

Fr Fr .. these two if I adjust them just right are usable... I have another pair that's just straight up missing... Idk what he did with them but last I saw he had them in his hand...

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Straight up gotta Macgyver them! Oh my gawd. 😭😭

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thebestshay.bsky.social•73 days ago

100% 😭

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thebestshay.bsky.social•73 days ago

Good news tho my dad found another pair buried inside the couch! Hurrah!

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sekou.bsky.social•73 days ago

How did you know?

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

A virtual lifetime of experience. 🤓

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sekou.bsky.social•73 days ago

💯

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tanukisrevenge.bsky.social•73 days ago

Whoa….

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Right? Love it. 🥰

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gorl.gay•73 days ago

are you in my walls again

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Fffffft. As if I ever actually left.

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notthatshaman.bsky.social•73 days ago

"Hey, come here often?" 🤣

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gorl.gay•73 days ago

🥰 i fucking wish, miss you charlie

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

I miss you too, B00.
👁️👄👁️
… s00n!

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wheneverends.bsky.social•73 days ago

i just cleaned them, like, oh. they're so dirty. ok

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

It’s like they’re working overtime everyday or something. 🤣🤓

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wheneverends.bsky.social•73 days ago

they're just for reading but i can't take them off, you see, i got extra magnification so they make my eyes bigger

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berenerd.bsky.social•73 days ago

Damit

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Heh. Dat’s right. 🤓🫵

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yooberz.postes.club•73 days ago

no !!! 🥺

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Dooooo it!!! 🫵🤓

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douglasbaldwin.bsky.social•73 days ago

I have a choir of borborgymal
elves hoisting a homey banner that promises the forthcoming tragedy of the unclear lense.
More coffee.
Edging.

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inkandmoxie.bsky.social•73 days ago

If I don’t wear them, they don’t need to be clean. Ha!

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Clean your glasses, baby. 💋💋

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inkandmoxie.bsky.social•73 days ago

Hmph.

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Grumpy pants. 💋

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inkandmoxie.bsky.social•73 days ago

You like my pants, grumpy or otherwise

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

I am obsessed with your pants.

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marghoul.bsky.social•73 days ago

Cant make me Charles, i have my helmet on

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Take it off, Bunny.

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marghoul.bsky.social•73 days ago

😏 yes Charlie

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Good girl. 💋

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creature604.bsky.social•73 days ago

no. i don’t wanna. 😤

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

Be a good Creature and do what you’re told. 😈

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creature604.bsky.social•73 days ago

i wish in these moments i had even an ounce of defiant brat in me but alas i am sometimes far too obedient for my own good

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

That’s a good Creature. 💋

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daniellie.bsky.social•73 days ago

You really didn’t have to point directly at me. I was going to do it in a minute!

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵💋

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daniellie.bsky.social•73 days ago

🤓🫂

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drankydoodledaandy.bsky.social•73 days ago

🫡

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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social•73 days ago

🤓💋💚

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drankydoodledaandy.bsky.social•73 days ago

😁

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