Another random phrase I wrote down on my phone at some point. I do wonder what sort of fortunes she tells. - ThreadSky

tkingfisher.com • 543 days ago

Another random phrase I wrote down on my phone at some point. I do wonder what sort of fortunes she tells.

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spaniel.bsky.social•543 days ago

What fortunes she tells is none of your beeswax.

dfotw.bsky.social•543 days ago

Her fortunes are either sweet as honey or sharp as a sting, there's no in-between. But they're worth the offerings of flowers you must bring her.

pykeredrock.bsky.social•543 days ago

Merchant: "Hey, old woman, what's the latest buzz?!" *laughs*

Fortune Teller: "Rocky shoals await your ships."

Merchant: "Wait, what? Really? When?!"

Fortune Teller: *flies away*

jessbepuzzled.bsky.social•543 days ago

This sounds like something that would be seen near the local Temple of the White Rat.

scribblejotter.bsky.social•543 days ago

My thoughts exactly! ^^

bable.bsky.social•543 days ago

@soapachu.bsky.social erm… not old, old… surely?!

mjfgates.bsky.social•543 days ago

"You're going to plant more local wildflowers on your lawn. Or else."

galdireonai.bsky.social•543 days ago

Going by Terry Pratchett, honeycomb is a far better information storage medium than mere tea leaves, so clearly she's got some good sources.

atureen.bsky.social•543 days ago

I am here for this future book. Tell me more about the old bee woman and her mystical ways!

sadiekate.bsky.social•543 days ago

I brought her a single flower from my garden, plucked by my own hand. She sipped its nectar delicately, shedding pollen across the white stone steps, and in that pattern she read my future.