Me: I just need to do these three tasks that will take two seconds each
My brain: no
Me: But—
My brain: no
My brain: no
Me: But—
My brain: no
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Solidarity and sympathies.
All week long
"Also no."
"You don't know what I was going to..."
[brain stare]
"Oh, yeah."
[Thinks subconsciously]
"Hey, Nancy, you were asking me about that thing?"
"Yeah, can you show me how to do (item 2 of 3)?"
"Sure!"
[checks off list]
[brain growls at me]
argharghargh