Daily Mail taking their culture war to the sliced bread market...
"Fancy woke fillings" 😂😂
Next target....Bake Off with their
fancy woke biscuits and their fancy woke Cake toppings 🥳
Thoughts?
"Fancy woke fillings" 😂😂
Next target....Bake Off with their
fancy woke biscuits and their fancy woke Cake toppings 🥳
Thoughts?
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Twlldun
Fancy. Woke. Fillings.
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Base: Artisanal sourdough
Spread: Hummus or smashed avocado
Protein: Organic tofu, tempeh, or a locally-sourced plant-based patty
Veggies: A rainbow of fresh, organic vegetables.
Sauce: Vegan aioli or tahini drizzle to tie it all together
Wrap-up: Compostable packaging
Am I now a crypto fascist?
I feel pity for Daily Fail readers.
I am a fan of mashed banana, raisin and honey myself
Throw the woke book at me.
(Never read that rag either!)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13981553/Channel-4-accidentally-issues-warning-younger-viewers-Great-British-Bake-Halloween-special.html
Maybe a 1980s Cottage Cheese and Pineapple?
🤷🏼♀️
But I assure you the notion of a "traditional English sandwich" for anyone cursed to have tried one in the 80s and 90s is sufficient for me to laugh at this shit for hours on end
They claim to want free speech yet they want to tell you what to eat!!!
Doesn’t sound very woke 😳
Tragic.
Served in one slice of white bread & one slice of brown.
Hard to tell, of course.
Unlike Spam
Daily Mail only for very old dim people.
Someone needs to produce a Scooby and Shaggy sized super sandwich that includes ingredients from every single EU country - that would really annoy them ...
where’s the cut off point 😂😂
It’s avocado isn’t it
Like Millenials can afford 🥑
Oh no! Kids enjoy something other than you! Think of the kids!!
*eyeroll*
They’ll never find anything to match their own vile ‘Nazi’ epithet though.
The alternative is to be a "dry old man."