"I'm thinking of renaming Lake Michigan, changing it to Lake Meshugana in honor of me, your favorite President. My Jewish friends have told me that is Yiddish for A Great Person."
We could use a … Lake Eerie. This re-naming of things that do NOT need new names is … scary. And stupid.
So let’s also include …
Lake Stupe — eerier. (Superior)
Lake Hurl—on. (Huron)
And Lake Mine-To-Grab. (Michigan)
And Lake On-top-of-her. (Ontario)
All fitting names to remember Trump by.
“I’m thinking of renaming the Great Lakes, to the Great trump's Ass Tiny D Lakes.” [Note to myself: the year of the a-ho lowercase has begun on J6 2025.]
If it wouldn’t pollute the lake for eternity I’d say he belongs at the bottom of a Great Lake. Make the lake great again you fat geriatric dictator fuck and go drown in it.
We can rename England, America's Mommy. Israel can be America's Annoying Little Brother. Russia can be Wishes it was America but is too Proud to Admit It.
The Puente Hills Landfill in Whittier, California is the largest landfill in the United States. We’re going to rename it, The Maga Trump Dump. It’s beautiful, perhaps the most beautiful dump in the world really.
If that isn’t a face to take out your worst aggressions out on (sorta kinda like a cheap Temu bought punching bag) then I don’t know what is!
America! The land of the stupid!
I have an awful idea…please tell me I’m crazy.
The last gilded age was ended by 2 world wars and a Great Depression.
Is all this Greenland, Panama, Canada, Mexico, Israel stuff just Donald Trump trying to speed run us through WWIII?
Tell me he isn’t that stupid.
This is just him being him, right?
I stopped being a cop for reasons that should be obvious to anyone paying attention.
My college degree is in criminology, so not much help outside law enforcement.
I work.
But now I’m just poor.
The same as most people.
My answer is to leave.
I can be poor in many other countries with a better standard of living than being poor here. In fact, the same money that leaves me poor here makes me firmly middle class many places.
I actually was thinking about this last night. I believe he will attempt to claim The Great Lakes and rename them after him somehow. He is freaking insane!
Why is it every time I see a picture like this of trump, I picture him sitting in a room at the end of a dark hallway at a senior citizens home talking to a sock Monkey or is that Donald Trump Jr I can never tell they looks so alike.
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Uranus could become Trumpanus
Well balanced and tasteful.
No - it’s
Golf ⛳️ of 🇲🇽 Mexico
I am sure Trump would endorse that name.
name to:
Fatso Dumbo ? Fits perfectly!
So let’s also include …
Lake Stupe — eerier. (Superior)
Lake Hurl—on. (Huron)
And Lake Mine-To-Grab. (Michigan)
And Lake On-top-of-her. (Ontario)
All fitting names to remember Trump by.
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(Apologies to Thurman Merman for the comparison.)
If it wouldn’t pollute the lake for eternity I’d say he belongs at the bottom of a Great Lake. Make the lake great again you fat geriatric dictator fuck and go drown in it.
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#FatHitler
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End of story! 🥚🐣
America! The land of the stupid!
Lake McChicken
Lake Moron
Lake Earie
Lake Orangerio
we use it in the pejorative sense.
The last gilded age was ended by 2 world wars and a Great Depression.
Is all this Greenland, Panama, Canada, Mexico, Israel stuff just Donald Trump trying to speed run us through WWIII?
Tell me he isn’t that stupid.
This is just him being him, right?
I believe he's trying to bring in a 2025 great depression, which tariffs can cause.
He and his oligarchs will buy up cheap real estate and stocks for pennies, building their wealth further.
Evil
Unfortunately
I think it all can be avoided with a general strike
My college degree is in criminology, so not much help outside law enforcement.
I work.
But now I’m just poor.
The same as most people.
But, you're nearing where the oligarchy wants you to be. Right? You do ALL the work & can't afford anything
So what's the actual price? How much of yourself are you willing to sacrifice so billionaires have more
I say "you" because I work in education & for myself & I do well
I can be poor in many other countries with a better standard of living than being poor here. In fact, the same money that leaves me poor here makes me firmly middle class many places.
Certainly NOT what that photo shows us
And the Mississippi River to the Cofefe River.
#diaperdon