“What's it going to take for you to drive one of these babies home today? I can talk to my manager and see if he'll let me throw in a MAGA hat and a Bible."
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OMG, it wasn't just a few cars outside the White House, which is bad enough, but even more than you'd see in a show room. Must have made him feel really at home selling cars.
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2025-Trump/Musk Ad
Nixon is laughing his ass off…in hell!
The #Resistance is working
Keep fighting back
#BoycottTesla
#BoycottStarlink
#BoycottTwitter
So now the White House is for sale for adverising? Well, the way people are starting to boycott American goods, he may need to be hawking his wares weekly. It could impact his golf schedule.
Gee, I don't know, after the shoes, getar, cards, crypto, truth social stock, arrest suit material and elon fireing me, and then there's the eggs, and that losing my healthcare thing. I don't know.
No thanks. I bet money Trump will not pay for that Tesla. He considers it a privilege for people to work for him without pay. Of course they don't find that out until after they've done the work and they're not getting paid.
Elmo going to find the hard way ETTD. Everything traitor touches dies.
The stable genius traitor found a way to lose while running a casino......3 times.
They’re going to try to get poor people in Appalachia to buy these expensive death traps, but they don’t have the money so they have to sell their trailer to do it
“Look, I’m not supposed to do this but,….if you sign up for the sport package I’ll throw in a pair of the golden sneakers. But don’t tell my boss because he’ll fire me.”
An illiterate bible salesman that thinks he is a God and a car salesman that doesn’t drive has others drive him because he thinks he is a God, rolled into one you get an devil analphabetic peddler as President!
"Come on down to Krazy Krasnovs Kars! We are slashing prices on all new and used inventory. These babies are selling faster than your country and are literally driving themselves off the lot!" Disclaimer - Not responsible for deaths related to faulty AI or fiery explosions.
NEVER FORGET POORLY EDUCATED MISINFORMED BRAINWASHED EXTREMELY IGNORANT RACIST CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST NOTZI TRUMPTARDS ELECTED A RACIST CON ARTIST TWICE IMPEACHED 34 FELONY CRIMINAL PUTIN LOVING POS💩
"Come on, help me out," Trump whined. "I've only sold one all day, and it was to me! The boss says if I can't seal the deal with you folks, he's gonna have to let me go! His kid wiped a booger on my desk! I can let you have it for ten grand, nobody wants these things! I'm begging you!"
I’m sure the democrats will get right on that…oh, wait…in the interests of decorum and taking the high road, instead we are going to wear a pink suit to work and make some pickleball paddles in craft class. That’ll show ‘em.
He’s already selling “meme coins” from the presidency and last time he sold a bunch of shit too. Jimmy Carter sold his peanut farm so not to be in violation of ethics but this clown has been shilling shit for 2 terms now
Yeah he'll throw those in for free only because he knows he's about to dollar you to death on all the 'extras'--like A/C, floor mats, undercoating, GPS, sound system, axles, on-board fire extinguisher...
WTF!? What a f**king mockery he is making out of the US and the government. Not one f**king move to impeach or reign his sorry ass in. DISGRACEFUL AND DISPICABLE. A national and global embarrassment. 🍊🤡💩needs to go NOW, along with all those sorry-ass repugnants.
Donald #TheTyrant Trump quit his disastrous stock broker job & became a shady used car salesman. *
* We really don't like #UsedCareSalemen
(Evidently, he wants us to #BoycottTesla)
Nah, that giant manbaby wanted to be a firetruck driver. Just look at that childlike look of wonder on his worthless face. His senility has regressed him all the way to a toddler…with nuke codes.
Wow I thought he had brought in a couple of trash cans… he brought the landfill, can you imagine the money spent going through every trash can to ensure there are no bombs and clearance checks for everyone Involved. This is disgusting, and alarming as hell.
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2025-Trump/Musk Ad
Nixon is laughing his ass off…in hell!
The #Resistance is working
Keep fighting back
#BoycottTesla
#BoycottStarlink
#BoycottTwitter
Sad.
Musk just paid Trump $100 million more to his “political organization” for Trump’s infomercial.
Trump also outlawed all protests against “Tesler” (Trump word).
Resist.
The stable genius traitor found a way to lose while running a casino......3 times.
This is a picture of fascism.
What was once the seat of government is now an abandoned car lot overseen by a shady, slimy used car salesman.
We are so screwed
With Donnie's toxic touch, Tesla should go bankrupt sometime tomorrow.
#ETTD
They hardly ever catch on fire and barbecue their drivers……..Like almost as rare as a plane crash or a space rocket explosion.
Trump is there nothing else that you did promise, then play golf and sell cars????
But it appears that such values only exist when convenient.
Maybe a pair of fake gold high tops .
No one of us could have seen this coming. 😂😂🤣
ing years would i have thought I would see a tesla dealership on the lawn of the WH
Pam Bondi will be all over it 🙄
Park it in your garage please. I hear they heat up nicely! 🔥🔥🔥
Don’t forget about the free paint job
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* We really don't like #UsedCareSalemen
(Evidently, he wants us to #BoycottTesla)