It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

longwall26.bsky.social • 587 days ago

It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby

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realgoshzilla.bsky.social•586 days ago

look at mr genius here, “discovering” generational trauma

thelusciouslibra.com•585 days ago

What if the baby gets handed to someone while holding the object, is the baby still cursed?

turnerjoy.bsky.social•587 days ago

Babies are already cursed objects

paintedsky.ca•587 days ago

So do they cancel each other out, or do the baby + object create a mega curse?

zomg-wtf.com•585 days ago

Nothing is more cursed than a baby

zomg-wtf.com•585 days ago

well

the parents

symfonikz.bsky.social•584 days ago

Isn’t this the premise to the game Control?

lukemchenry.bsky.social•586 days ago

☠️☠️☠️

peroxide.bsky.social•586 days ago

This is how you get snubbed for the Royal christening while all the other fairies are invited.

saoirsekenney.bsky.social•585 days ago

😂

phonon.bsky.social•586 days ago

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flotempelhof.bsky.social•586 days ago

I wish I knew around 6 days, 23 hours and 57 minutes earlier...

shannonwlocke.bsky.social•587 days ago

And someone else can hand that object back to any baby... even inevitably your baby

k-a-aitch.bsky.social•586 days ago

"Not me! I'm getting my tubes tied!"
(hands the cursed object to my pug)
"Noooooo, Mr. Buttons!"

brandnamehero.bsky.social•585 days ago

Ooh, part of the Longwall26 Criterion Collection

flightforall.bsky.social•586 days ago

well really, almost anyone will accept a random object you hand them

also, you can oftentimes hand them like 5-15 things and they wont know what to do, and just keep accepting them

nodicepacman.bsky.social•586 days ago

I’ve said it before - if a baby receives a cursed object, it’s simply the result of karma from a previous life.

adhdgobl.in•586 days ago

Look, any baby born in the 2020s is already unbelievably cursed, so you're not really doing *too* much damage by giving them a broadsword that's -2 to hit or whatever.

bigstape.bsky.social•586 days ago

Noted

rmoonhill.bsky.social•586 days ago

Curse-versus-LackOfObjectPermanence Challenge

criminalerin.bsky.social•586 days ago

This explains how many fox demons get locked inside random stray babies!

maggiemcneill.bsky.social•586 days ago

Not in my campaign.

lanyardigan.bsky.social•586 days ago

“Like handing a cursed object to a baby” = new way to say it’s easy