Work in an office and am a massive football fan. There's a guy in the office who pretends he loves football to "fit in". We make up random teams and football players and he never questions any of them. Sorry mate but we know you're full of shit.
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You're the cunt in this scenario, just so you know. I've been that guy and working with sports ball obsessed knuckle draggers with no other intellectual or cultural interests other than "overpaid man kick ball" is hell.
I work in an office, go home and away to watch saints and actively avoid talking to the people in the office who are “massively into football” because they’re usually the most dull telly clapping “fans” imaginable
But yep tellyclappers are the worst.
Escape from Telepudlian Paul
Around about now regaling all
With his 'Did you see the match?'
And his flat back four
He's a Super Sunday super bore. Thanks NB.
How can anyone enjoy watching their team on the telly? Or is it just me, or just watching Notts?
It makes me feel stressed & ill(my heart rate doubles to 80bpm) in a way that going to Meadow Lane never does.
Agreed, people who base their whole personality around a bunch of millionaires kicking a ball around against another bunch of millionaires are always tedious dickheads.
You misunderstand - I grew up in Wigan in the 80s. The ones who were fans of football (not rugby) WERE the weird kids. And bullies. And c**ts. No experience since then had changed this impression, including and especially your reply.
Its entertaining how wrong you keep being and how fast you keep digging. 55, happy as Larry, never voted anything but Labour in my life (even during Corbyn), just never liked football or "massive fans" of it. But you keep jumping to conclusions mate.
Still the right demographic for Reform but as a 63 year old on Suffolk I am too but voted Green for 5 out of 6 elections and we have a Green MP. I'll swim to Belgium if Reform get in
In the old days they just used to tar and feather people - this Theatre of the Mind stuff is brutal. Still, good luck to the Anvils in the Kia-Ora Cup final.
Ironically, it’s you who’s full of shit. Rather than discuss anything of meaning you choose to watch 22 sweaty men in shorts do physical activity while you sit around and critique it.
Replace office with dorm, football with Dungeons & Dragons, and rewind ten years or so.
This is what this twat has always been like, and always will be.
A genuine 1st grade cuntbubble.
That office must be awful.
You're a football FANATIC. It's a GAME. Where they kick a leather ball and pretend to fall down. I get it - some men can't start a conversation without a safe topic. Saves being informed about real life or having an opinion.
He's not the only person in that office full of 💩
If anyone just posts results / in game progress they get an unfollow and possibly a block. If I was interested in the result / progress I'd be watching it myself.
I use my spare time on the train every morning to read the scores. I know what team my colleagues support. When their team loses I mention it to them, often with details found on YouTube. They hate it, I love it.
Well, the fesser is saying their co worker is "full of shit" when they themselves are a piece of shit. Hope they read all the replies and think then about it.
There was a fess a while back where someone said they know nothing about football but read a wee bit to fit in. I believe this fess is made up in response to that one. Today’s “fesser” doesn’t work and has no friends.
All massive football fans are massive cunts. I go out of my way at work to call the massive football fans massive cunts. I don't want to "fit in" with those thick cunts.
It’s less of a problem here, but on other social media platforms if I see someone’s profile pic is a football team logo I know they’re almost certain to be a waste of skin.
I just find it interesting that I knew this fess about lads being exclusionary pricks would elicit a bunch equally sneery replies about people who like football.
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Also, I don’t have enough interest in you to look through your replies.
You sound more like piss drinking rugger fans
Posh boy rugby not so...
But yep tellyclappers are the worst.
Escape from Telepudlian Paul
Around about now regaling all
With his 'Did you see the match?'
And his flat back four
He's a Super Sunday super bore. Thanks NB.
It makes me feel stressed & ill(my heart rate doubles to 80bpm) in a way that going to Meadow Lane never does.
The telly clappers are the stattos & geeks.
The people that recite the sports pages to you verbatim & completely miss the point of it all
Or how you never see the guy dressed in full postie outfit anymore, or that funny off the cuff thing someone said
Exactly
They even have a German Wikipedia page...
https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accrington_Stanley
This is what this twat has always been like, and always will be.
A genuine 1st grade cuntbubble.
That office must be awful.
Leg it yer divvy
He's not the only person in that office full of 💩
You don’t come out of this well mate, just saying!!
He just knows how to be polite. When he chooses to be. You know the type. Never get anywhere.
His opening gambit was "I'm Sam and I'm Spurs, what are you?"
I replied with "I'm Jay and I'm.... just Jay"
I instantly judged him based on this.
3 years I worked with him and at no point was I persuaded differently.
Outstanding work.
It’s a massive waste of time and money, after all.
You're a bully. Grow up
Have I witnessed, and been on the receiving end of, copious abuse from football-badge avi accounts over the years? Also yes.
It’s those for whom football is their whole persona; those are the people I don’t want to be around.
And to be fair to them, they’ve never given me a reason to want to.