(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer - ThreadSky

internethippo.bsky.social • 148 days ago

(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer

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darthchurros.bsky.social•20 days ago

the ultimate failure of antitrust law

kcbaby66.bsky.social•148 days ago

Classic. Although, I need you to tell me that once in a while now.

fauxplants.bsky.social•148 days ago

i keep a patch of cat grass on my desk so i can touch grass AND be terminally online at the same time. checkmate libtards B)

uruzrune.bsky.social•148 days ago

and occasionally you will be visited by a cat

win-win

vinylmonster.bsky.social•148 days ago

I’m touching grass as I type this

lawnchairmedia.bsky.social•147 days ago

My wifi works in the backyard, so I can touch grass AND be terminally/toxically online

saddestrobots.bsky.social•148 days ago

joke's on you, i'm already outside, posting on my phone

(i hate it here and want to go back inside to post on the computer)

cherbibler.bsky.social•148 days ago

The weather must be nicer where you are than where I am.

gloomygus.bsky.social•148 days ago

The internet will achieve its optimal state when all the people of the world collectively go outside and get off the computer. All but one. All but me, the last guy on the computer.

aaaac.bsky.social•148 days ago

Congratulations on your victory and thank you for your sacrifice.

475nm.bsky.social•148 days ago

Does that last guy win all the arguments at once?

theovermind.bsky.social•148 days ago

indorfin.bsky.social•148 days ago

What’s a computer?

afairjudgement.bsky.social•148 days ago

Actually I'm on my phone which doesn't count

machminotaur.bsky.social•148 days ago

no I think someone should do that, and I think you should get to do that. in fact now you have to be the guy, because I know you don't want to do it.

blorpghost.bsky.social•148 days ago

wow what a real hippo-crite

eyeseesun.bsky.social•148 days ago

Yeah, this is where I live, nerd

farisyakob.com•148 days ago

From the tv show

humphrey-lyttelton.bsky.social•20 days ago

Dude was asking for it

inbaudwetrust.com•148 days ago

go touch grass buddy

merlandese.bsky.social•147 days ago

I only log on for 0.1-0.5 percent of my daylight routine to remind people of grass and then log off

machinedsurfaces.bsky.social•148 days ago

I've never fallen for this trap, I instead ask them to read a book, which I've also never done

topiuusis.bsky.social•20 days ago

Got low blood pressure issues in the family. At this age I'm absolutely not risking touching grass without a resuscitation team nearby.

chillmun.bsky.social•148 days ago

That's just good strategy: internet arguments are in king-of-the-hill format, last man standing

ssstephanie.bsky.social•148 days ago

Reminder: You can't make meaningful connections with people online. Gotta get out of the isolation tank once in a while.

oldmidwestdude.bsky.social•20 days ago

What are you talking about? I didn't get any messages from you.

boudicasquest.substack.com•147 days ago

Okay, sure. BUT WHO BETTER TO KNOW THE SIGNS?!

davewaters86.bsky.social•148 days ago

Acktually I'm typing from my phone, in my conservatory which is technically outside. Go outside nerd. Get off the computer. img.smugface

thebcn.bsky.social•148 days ago

no u

deadant.bsky.social•148 days ago

It's a lucky coincidence that everybody who disagrees w/ me on the internet happens to be an insane lunatic and/or a weird loser living in their mom's basement