I used to get insanely cheap fuel because they did 3 or 4x fuel points for gift card purchases. I'd just figure out roughly what I was going to spend, buy a gift card for the grocery store, load it with that amount, and then go do my shopping. They caught on eventually lol.
Imagine the look in the cashier's eyes as hippo scanned coupon after coupon out of her dream home down payment. I hope the BOGO baked beans were worth it, man.
I do this with BJs and get pretty massive stacked discounts on bulk + coupon. I basically buy the same things for years so good luck on any mozzarella cheese, canned beans and olives tracking they're doing.
Somewhere data analysts are trying to figure out how to make gold out of "So uh, this one guy goes to bed at 10pm and he posts about the human ass a lot. No, no — not pictures 𝘰𝘧 human ass, just posts 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 the human ass."
Oh, but that can't compare with the sweet sound at the CVS checkout when the register starts pumping and pumping and pumping those laser-printed coupons out. Last time, I must have gotten 6-7 feet of coupons. Better than Vegas.
One day about 10 years from now an objectively thriftier shopper will go on a 20 year savings spree that will deeply shadow your achievements, but I promise I will pretend that isn’t happening to the point of threatening violence against my interlocutors in the comments of twitch streams
Buying on the app and picking up is one of my pandemic habits that persists. Saving myself from a lot of impulse buys plus I feel like a true fancy lad
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Nice work!
I don't think I paid more than $1 for a pint of Blueberries for 2 straight months.
He sticks his tongue out in the same way he would when going in for a dunk as he cuts along the dotted lines.
…ladies