If you get a million followers on here, I'll stop saying "Jesus Christ" when something really good/shit/surprising happens, and use your name instead. (Note - it'll be 'God' not 'Lord', I'm not a total serf)
I neither need nor want followers, I have no need or desire for loads of people to hang on to my every word but then I'm not a god. God(s) seem very needy.
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You haven’t provided any evidence that you may exist for over + 6000 years.
Why start now?
DO NOT DO THAT!
Does this fall under “be careful what you wish for”??
🤣
We'll take your word for it...
And also will it out of being once you think about what you’ve done…
or what-/who- ever you are.
Keep em thinkin, God 👍
BREAKING news on my page--election was hacked
Damn. I haven't been this excited about following God for a very long time
But, thank you.
Look, I don't want to be struck down, but keep it in your pants, God
😁😉