Stairs are unlikely. But toxins from shoe polish (some call it bronzer 🙄) should be pretty high. Check out this website! I needed a good laugh!! #bronzer #orangeclowns
personally prefer ..he has a massive stroke .. as mellie does as well ... then as he is dribbling down of his face ..( apologies to stroke victims now past and future) he might feel some humilation.. though he probs has a injection to bonk him off asap .to keep his strong man fuckin rep
Why don’t people who fall all the time use a can or walker? The stigma people put on people who use canes, walkers, or any adaptive devices is stupid. Falls suck (my left leg is paralyzed) It’s vain and makes it harder for everyone to feel comfortable to use adaptive technology/devices.
I don't get it, that's the one thing I'm NOT vain about. I figure It's much more embarrassing to fall than to be seen with a cane. I also hate pain and will take every precaution available to avoid it. I decorated my cane to reflect my personality, and I rock my cane! 😁😂
Exactly. I have fallen badly twice, and neither time had anything to do with my disability but I was messed up for weeks. Not anymore. My dad fell all the time at 85 and refused a cane or walker and his final fall killed him. Most of his falls were 100% avoidable if he had used a walker.
'The answer is 1, God. After calculating the velocity and weight of an obese individual, it would take the slip of 1 stair followed by the other 29 stairs to inflict some form of injury, to the head👀.
~love Siri.'
Dear God, I am so grateful to find you here on Bluesky as I make my transition away from corruption and corporate greed. This must be a safe haven if you’re here!
Not christofascist "Jesus;" the Love your neighbor; tell the powerful to care for vulnerable people; heal the sick; Mary, thx for breaking tradition & visiting w/ me- Martha, sit down & visit, too; Jesus wept; I love you, you're forgiven,... Jesus.
Once.
He will have two broken fingers, cracked elbow, severe bruise on left knee, a broken clavicle, nose rubbed off from sliding on the concrete below, girdle readjusted to become his new bra, one broken ankle from trying to kick a kid on the way down, dentures now permanently embedded in forehead.
Also what kinda wind, I’m going with the force of his farts were so great they catapulted him down the stairs (it makes a funny mental image). Why does it feel like the whole country is on elder care watch…
Let's play a little game with Trump supporters. Assuming that I can keep their attention focused long enough, cite each one of Trump's policies that you believe benefits YOU directly and state specifically HOW that policy actually benefits YOU. This should be fun.
This is how I know there is no way possible that he believes in God. He has no fear of any repercussions of all the awful things he does. Rom 14:10 -12 "Every knee shall bow and know that he is God". He will have to answer for his deeds just like all the rest of us.
I know who Hel is. 😊
What I’m saying is that I am picking and choosing the aspects of mythology with which I wish to smite Mitch McConnell and right now the mythological aspect I am choosing is Dante’s version of the Christian hell.
Trump is only still alive because they keep having to expand his personal hell to account for all of his evil, and they can't pick him up yet
They had to redo the entire presidency section to include a bottomless pit where all his EOs go. Hire demons to stage a coup on his house each day
Tuff stuff
As much as I sympathize with this sentiment, my 97-year-old grandmother fell down a flight of stairs after getting through a completely unlocked door and ended up in hospice before meeting her maker. This is not in good taste at all.
You have fucking eagles at your disposal. Use them for good. They have talons. And great expressions. Everyone would wanna see that. Pretty sure they could lift a tottering aging doughy elderly man? Maybe it’s a two eagle job. They can work in pairs right? If they are ordained, right?
That is so close to what we need, Edwin... unfortunately, that's Bitch McConnell and he seems to be just fine falling down stairs, we need a big ugly, diseased orange toad. I'll give you 10 points for the practice tries.
God, I never come to that jerk's defense, but in this case I will say he had polio and has trouble with his leg and that is why he falls as often as he has.
Comments
https://decentfoot.com/is-shoe-polish-toxic/
Just 5...!!
This ends him. Guess Thune takes the Title!
~love Siri.'
Glad you aren’t the vengeful type.
🤣
He will have two broken fingers, cracked elbow, severe bruise on left knee, a broken clavicle, nose rubbed off from sliding on the concrete below, girdle readjusted to become his new bra, one broken ankle from trying to kick a kid on the way down, dentures now permanently embedded in forehead.
God asked.
And I had to answer him ya know.
I'm clairvoyant or whatever that is I think.
Have to laugh and get outrageous, or end up just rageous.
😁
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/02/05/senator-mitch-mcconnell-fall-stairs-wheelchair/78254080007/
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You want nothingness for him.
Damning people to hell is like like sending them to prison and Hel is the prison guard.
She's seen enough of his shit. She doesn't need or want Nazis.
Hel is a person. Hel like Helya.
And most pantheons are just the same group of weirdos.
Pick and choose your flavor. You like Greek.
Hermes is him calling himself Her Mess like Her messenger. lol
Boy likes his jokes.
What I’m saying is that I am picking and choosing the aspects of mythology with which I wish to smite Mitch McConnell and right now the mythological aspect I am choosing is Dante’s version of the Christian hell.
You want his soul gone. Look at him. He's straight out of a history book. He's been and done that walk a few times.
Roman salute? Who killed Jesus?
😉 😘
Call me Venus or Aphrodite or Jesus, I don't mind, but
His soul is POP.
Banshee food.
You always have that one idiot that wants to open a box that says, "Don't."
I mean, if a box said "Don't open."
Someone's still going to open it.
They had to redo the entire presidency section to include a bottomless pit where all his EOs go. Hire demons to stage a coup on his house each day
Tuff stuff
https://theweek.com/articles/867934/mitch-mcconnells-mastery
😉
How many do turtles have?
*Does not compute...
Hello.
Same question.🤣
Please blow a bit harder next time.
Best regards
The world
Let's see, shall we.
Vincent Price's laughter:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://youtu.be/O6rHeD5x2tI?si=vHvrNMUo5Bw62gZC
In a violent and unmistakable way .