Californians buy more Teslas than all the next highest 10 states sell. The Red States combined can't afford to purchase even 1/3 of the Teslas sold in California.
California, wtf are you thinking? You're seriously going to buy cars from Musk/Trump after their fire response?
He inhaled his body weight in ketamine, offered some poor girl a pony for a handjob, popped into advanced hair for some more gender affirming treatment, pissed off even more people, coddled trump and Putins ballz, and called someone a retard!
I had a meeting to get solar panels recently and I asked about battery options and they said the tesla power wall was the best bet. I leaned in and gave the coldest stare I could to explain i would pay FAR more for another option.
God, I have a confession. I’ve owned Tesla stock since the beginning, pre monster Elon behavior. He’s fucking over everyone. It’s a lose lose situation. Fuuucckkk!
Sorry for cursing God.
And remember kids, Elon accepts serious answers only. PLEASE do *not* write complex and obnoxious code, or the cliff notes version of anything by Tolstoy, and for the love of God (hi, God!), do not leave details of your cat's meals/hijinks.
It's a little strange that he is a eugenicist and at the same time dismisses the fact that, because he is autistic, he is propagating 'inferior genes.'
1) Ketamine
2) harass women into having kid, via IVF because of a botched penile implant
3) illegally fire people, despite not knowing what they do
4) hire them back, just to fire them again
5) joke w/ human shield about who the real POTUS is, then walk away
Also 5) Ketamine
5 again) more Ketamine
Wish it would fall 40% and Honda would go up 20%. I'm comfortable saying that since I no longer own shares in either. This federal budget will trigger a nice dip. I'm going bonds for a while. I don't have time to watch this crap.
Now he’s a martyr. Working for free, toiling away and neglecting his own companies because he’s a patriot, trying to save money for the good people of America, forced to separate himself from his children to whom he’s devoted, yada yada yada, you get the picture.
1. Randomly fired federal employees.
2. Scurried to rehire folks to keep critical departments from imploding.
3. Stole government data for blackmail and espionage purposes.
4. Spread a ton of BS via X.
5. Partied with Big Balls.
On a hunch (and because of pure disgust with Elmo) sold all my Tesla stock last week. Just made it under the wire before it craters, which I will look on in glee. Divesting all stocks that support or in this case, are nazis. A small act but trying to make sure no money goes to these fuckwads.
Not enough cause a loss that small means nothing in the grand scheme of things. Unless it drops and stays down but I doubt it. It'll recover. No, unless its trending down, it means nothing
Literally the same- I sincerely hope it properly tanks (I mean they don’t even have proper fundamentals so it isn’t a stretch to have the stock price reflect its realistic value)
It doesn't matter what billionaires do. The point is they don't HAVE to do anything to survive. That's the problem. It's why they are out of touch with reality.
Hopefully his stock will fall even further. Big loans he owes will come due if the evaluation of his stock dips below certain thresholds. Fingers crossed father!
Just sold every single share I had today. Idgaf. I bought it ages ago when I thought it had a future. I lucked out and had the shares multiple by 15 over the last 12 or so years, but this money is about to go to something that isn’t political and might tide me over if our currency system devolves
Folks who’d like to support this trend: check to see if there’s Tesla stock in your green “socially responsible” investment fund. (Mine had 4.5% Tesla in its holdings. I swapped it for a different fund & wrote to the fund manager. (Try it—it felt great.))
Still not where it was 6 months ago, but I give it another week. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if the losses accelerate as people fear losing money if they hold.
Music to our ears! Hope it continues to plummet. Tesla workers, stay ALERT! Be alert and keep your fingers on the pulse - review strategies for new work.
Probably some other stuff that he'll never publicly admit to as it has no approved medical excuse. Like whatever stimulant keeps him up all night tweeting instead of sleeping.
1. Ketamine
2. Played with a chainsaw like a boss
3. Trolled the libs
4. Fired hundreds of people for no good reason
5. Made them waste time responding to my bullshit ultimatums.
Things that Tesla will never deliver on:
The full self driving you paid $12k for (btw why haven’t people sued for their money back yet?)
Unmanned robotaxis (they’re behind the competition and who cares)
Humanoid robots for your home (again, who even wants that?)
Solar roofs (lol)
Ya know it would be a shame if the email address was shared and everyone not federal employees sent emails clogging the email…if that was an option…just sayin…#goodtrouble
Report his companies, leave bad reviews, make and post signs bashing everyone involved but especially Trump and Elon and fight like hell. They are stealing your tax money! They are not private citizens!
1. Make dank meme that no one laughed at
2. Offered semen to random women (she's really into me)
3. Diablo (can't figure out how to get sword)
4. Refresh Twitter 1488 million times
5. Not call any of my family cause they're lame lolz
Anyone with stock in Tesla should submit a nomination for Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning to replace Elon Musk and Robyn Denholm as CEO/Chair respectively.
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2. Ketamine
3. Ketamine
4. Ketamine
5. Yoga. (Just kidding. It's Ketamine)
California, wtf are you thinking? You're seriously going to buy cars from Musk/Trump after their fire response?
Topple Musk/Trump.
Electronic cars is also bad for the environment.
I know some Americans is not happy with the current political situation.
But four years is not that long.
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Not the point, but I’ve been pretty partial to “swastikkkar”.
Sorry for cursing God.
PS: Foucault dissertations okie dokie. 😀
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Or does it have to be my own original work?
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2) harass women into having kid, via IVF because of a botched penile implant
3) illegally fire people, despite not knowing what they do
4) hire them back, just to fire them again
5) joke w/ human shield about who the real POTUS is, then walk away
Also 5) Ketamine
5 again) more Ketamine
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And harming his adopted Country
with his
chainsaw massacre
so donny can fill it
with loyalists.
1. Ketamine
2. Random women
3. Hitler salutes
4. Big Balls?
5. Bottom for Putin?
While we feel for those who are simply doing their jobs …its time to get the message across
2. Ignore his baby mamas.
3. Nazi shit for attention.
4. Bemuse Steve Bannon.
5. Not understand Kurt Vonnegut’s ‘Sirens of Titan’
2. Scurried to rehire folks to keep critical departments from imploding.
3. Stole government data for blackmail and espionage purposes.
4. Spread a ton of BS via X.
5. Partied with Big Balls.
Me thinks Tesla isn't really concerned about selling cars.
Elon was leveraged because he used Tesla stocks to secure other loans.
https://open.substack.com/pub/travelguru/p/is-elon-musk-the-richest-man-on-earth?r=cak0&utm_medium=ios
2. Nothing.
3. Nothing.
4. Nothing.
5. AND NOTHING!
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‘Bring your boss to work day’?
Does Musk‘s purchase of the president mean the acquisition of the United States?
2. Played with a chainsaw like a boss
3. Trolled the libs
4. Fired hundreds of people for no good reason
5. Made them waste time responding to my bullshit ultimatums.
Nailed it. 🤬
The full self driving you paid $12k for (btw why haven’t people sued for their money back yet?)
Unmanned robotaxis (they’re behind the competition and who cares)
Humanoid robots for your home (again, who even wants that?)
Solar roofs (lol)
Elon is a con.
There is a god...well of course, this is god's BlueSky account so...Thank god.
Keep it up "god." We see you and appreciate all you do.
Today I:
1) Helped destroy the Federal Government.
2) Fucked an indoor ficus in the Oval Office. K rocks!
3) Totally did NOT throw a Nazi Salute to own the libs!
4) Sporked into a plastic cup to make Future Infant Offspring #347.
5) Left Human Shield in restroom @ Nobu
Using my jedi skills for good! I hope I lose my whole $358!
Tesla
SpaceX
Twitter
Doge
All the email bullet points can accurately say he added zero value to the United States.
Course, it IS an easy way to spot the shit drivers before they kill you (Tesla drivers can't fucking drive worth a shit!)
2. Offered semen to random women (she's really into me)
3. Diablo (can't figure out how to get sword)
4. Refresh Twitter 1488 million times
5. Not call any of my family cause they're lame lolz
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/feb/25/i-felt-nothing-but-disgust-tesla-owners-vent-their-anger-at-elon-musk?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other
-Spread sperm to anyone willing to accept
-Tweet all day
-Become meme
-Wreck the United States
-Commit crimes daily
https://youtu.be/OjJxL5eGJO8?si=9lHH2I-KCQw_csXI
I'm still waiting on fire and brimstone for Mar-a-Lago.
I would prefer an ice storm…..that lasts for twenty years.
Imagine cross-country skiing in Florida.
What to guess what it is?