supreme court justice out here doing the “pornhub? i’ve never heard of that what is it” thing - ThreadSky

andylevy.net • 39 days ago

supreme court justice out here doing the “pornhub? i’ve never heard of that what is it” thing

Justice Alito is asking if websites like Pornhub have "essays, modern day Gore Vidal, stuff like that" like the old playboy

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chunderthicken.bsky.social•39 days ago

🙏🙏alito being a sniffer was not on my bingo card

padrock.bsky.social•39 days ago

My god imagine alito searching “pornhub gore”

yamaneko2.bsky.social•38 days ago

Folks, it's a question that is relevant to establish whether or not there is artistic merit to the site. If there is no merit, obscenity laws may apply. If there is artistic merit, then the First Amendment applies.

thesix.bsky.social•39 days ago

I watch pornhub for the articles.

jmmatt.bsky.social•39 days ago

He has only been focusing on the pics.

andylevy.net•39 days ago

alito: “does pornhub have a flag section? because i was very disappointed when i visited the betsy ross museum”

boltman.bsky.social•39 days ago

buddy

lawcreep.bsky.social•39 days ago

Pretty sure there's a shame/humiliation section, so the Vergonga parties covered

conductress.bsky.social•39 days ago

It absolutely has a gift shop with those little bags of colored rocks

js-53.bsky.social•39 days ago

🤣

chriskopech.com•39 days ago

Alito: "I'm sorry, I meant 'flag' with an 'L', sorry for misspeaking."

ryanruppe.bsky.social•39 days ago

Andy this one is an excellent callback. I chuckled.

andylevy.net•39 days ago

ty rr

liliana.transsexual.gay•39 days ago

People don't need to be flagging what they want because they can just choose a category

mojavemidnights.bsky.social•39 days ago

incredible skeet

maxellxlii.bsky.social•39 days ago

Betsy Ross knocks on the door.

Anyone need a seamstress? Just take off those pants and let me see if I can make this flag fly!

sburr741600.bsky.social•39 days ago

I’m shocked Alito’s wife doesn’t have a Pornhub flag.

profdanger.bsky.social•39 days ago

I kind of want that on pornhub now. "Big titty stepmom stuck in washer explains the on-going economic crisis."

builder08.bsky.social•38 days ago

What ounce of intelligence does the bible add to anything. Nothing!

jstrw.bsky.social•39 days ago

The first rule for an advocate in court—and make no mistake, Alito is an advocate—is never ask a question you don't already know the answer to. Ergo...

thielman.bsky.social•39 days ago

I want to know what targeted ads he gets served on The Daily Stormer so bad

dallas-taylor.bsky.social•39 days ago

Colloidal silver and gold bullion, with a side of boner pills in case the Mrs wants a lil vergogna

jjmueller.bsky.social•39 days ago

As if this ass hat doesn’t already subscribe. Or is he trying to get a free subscription from them and not claim it in his next court filings like the tax cheat we all know he is.

meijay.bsky.social•39 days ago

“I only signed into pornhub to find out how to sign out of pornhub.”

natedub9.bsky.social•39 days ago

"I signed in and out. and in, and out, and in, and out"

spork-lobotomy.bsky.social•39 days ago

*walks into a stripclub*

"Why, whatever could this establishment be? What a coincidence I have all these one dollar bills. I might as well make a charitable donation to these clothes-deficient folk in the form of making it rain"

thiotrix.bsky.social•39 days ago

Thomas: "Uh oh, was I supposed to declare my majority shareholder status on this one?"

planetoffinks.bsky.social•39 days ago

Do that tiktok trick on him where you play the pornhub intro and see if he reaches to check his phone

greatfausto.bsky.social•39 days ago

Perfect example of how out of touch SCOTUS judges are and how there should now be term limits as they’re not in tune with change

mckelvie.bsky.social•39 days ago

Some kind of hub you say? For pornography?

milk-no-sugar32.bsky.social•39 days ago

wyvern.bsky.social•39 days ago

Yeah but then he blows it by humming the intro theme

rsthomas42.bsky.social•39 days ago

Oh, FFS.

the-fishmonger.bsky.social•37 days ago

Supreme Court justices aren't on pornhub. They just keep a stable of young boys provided by "friends"

jheslet.bsky.social•39 days ago

He knows. We know he knows. 🙄

bearsaremean.com•39 days ago

Is "porn" those movies where people have sex with each other?

50megatonfbomb.bsky.social•39 days ago

Yeah, as if the "supreme court Justice" category on pornhub wasn't created for a very specific audience.

drewfolkestad.bsky.social•39 days ago

The Pornhub Mansion sounds like a Diddy party

nwgarcia.bsky.social•39 days ago

Infinitely more upsetting explanation is that he's never visited, because reading 4chan posts is how he gratifies himself on the internet.

matthematics.com•39 days ago

mgamber.bsky.social•39 days ago

oh hey I recognize that ghost from letterboxd

u2ybwicbiz75.bsky.social•38 days ago

In the end, it's about dividing and conquering. Trump's aiming to split the Russia-China axis, and he might just pull it off.

lmhinh.bsky.social•38 days ago

Alito is pretending that he has never caught Thomas viewing pornhub during the work day.

lablawz.bsky.social•39 days ago

Need to see his incognito history. I bet he’s into some freak shit that normal people haven’t even discovered yet

cdb87.bsky.social•39 days ago

I bet he's into scat play.

piborg.bsky.social•39 days ago

Pornhub should license a few National Geographic videos to keep on hand. It worked for adult book stores in the 70’s and 80’s.

kelirubiru.bsky.social•39 days ago

I thought Alitoe is his handle on there, no?

thurstonh3.bsky.social•39 days ago

actually it's Camalitoe

joe-cipale.bsky.social•39 days ago

With regard to alito (total disrespect mine), NOW would be the time to fly the American flag upside-down, you smarmy fucktwit.

cavalrysword.bsky.social•39 days ago

He just needs to ask Justice Powell. He'll know.

jogger101.bsky.social•39 days ago

He only reads it for the articles.

tabris-sky.bsky.social•39 days ago

I go to pornhub for the articles

strangestrings.bsky.social•39 days ago

Alito accidentally saving the careers of journalists and literary critics as sites race to commission pieces for their new verticals.

madamenostalgic.bsky.social•39 days ago

Virtue signaling. No one will think he knows what Brazzers or My Milf stepmom is if he pretends to be super ignorant about Internet porn at all.

steel-is-real.bsky.social•38 days ago

But does he know it’s now free?

psong.bsky.social•39 days ago

me too, sam. 😬

sidayshon.bsky.social•39 days ago

The Man Ray section, is it as artful as I am imagining?

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