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*Calls the FBI Van back… “Yes. Yes. Yes I understand. Yes he is being silly again. Yes sir. Yes. Correct. He did say he wouldn’t today. Yes. Yes Sir.” *
Friday is when 🍊💩 always does the most dastardly deeds so politicians and courts can't immediately retaliate.
At least that's the way he operated in round one through four. He seems to have elevated his pace of cruelty in round 5 though.
It’s funny to say that I miss “it’s almost Friday” or “Memorial day is just around the corner” expressions since I retired. I used to live for vaca and days off.
When you’re retired, everyday is Saturday (at least to me).
So, who wants to be the one to tell Jerry here that it was only Wednesday the 5th and it is now Thursday the 6th? Okay, I will... it's only Thursday now, Jerry!
This is called "Lille Fredag" in Denmark. We used to celebrate this on boats, just before landing and pillaging villages in our neighbouring countries. Not to give anyone any ideas of course. Now we have sovereign countries and a Geneva checklist to avoid. #happylittlefriday 🤩
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*Calls the FBI Van back… “Yes. Yes. Yes I understand. Yes he is being silly again. Yes sir. Yes. Correct. He did say he wouldn’t today. Yes. Yes Sir.” *
At least that's the way he operated in round one through four. He seems to have elevated his pace of cruelty in round 5 though.
but everyone else says
jerry no
When you’re retired, everyday is Saturday (at least to me).
Do them late on Friday and no one will notice.
It is in fact Thursday. Today was not.
huh?
And this fact NEVER stops blowing my mind since the country is west of us.
Land of the Rising Sun for a reason.
“Oh you think today’s Thursday? You commie libtard of course it’s friday”
Tomorrow is Wednesday.
How could you be so wrong?
I know it’s Wednesday again.