Part of me wants to go to the Tesla dealer and pretend to be interested in a Cybertruck just to see what the pitch is. - ThreadSky

craigcalcaterra.bsky.social • 24 days ago

Part of me wants to go to the Tesla dealer and pretend to be interested in a Cybertruck just to see what the pitch is.

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glennnb.bsky.social•24 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/erinbiba.bsky.social/post/3lm6fwr5xg22n

hikusenba.bsky.social•24 days ago

Ask for a test drive, take it to a carwash.

steph1873.bsky.social•24 days ago

They may be so glad to see you that they’ll offer to give you a hummer (not the truck).

horsetornado.bsky.social•24 days ago

Make really low ball counteroffers

ardeetootoo.bsky.social•24 days ago

“Are you tired of living a peaceful life free of harassment and ridicule? Then have I got the car for you! This bad boy can hold so many insults! I’d slap the trunk while saying that but it might collapse.”

jayseapea.bsky.social•24 days ago

Starts chant... Do it! Do it! Do it!...

mr3402.bsky.social•24 days ago

The worry is that leads to a near forced test drive

motherofmushrooms.bsky.social•24 days ago

They will bring up scrotal tanning and protein shakes for sure.

rabidcormorant.bsky.social•23 days ago

You could ask subtle leading questions like 'are all the components American or are some abroad, like from Germany?'

Then post it for us to giggle at

jwhite.bsky.social•24 days ago

This would be a worthwhile column.

djmccann.bsky.social•24 days ago

"You can own so many libs in this baby!"
*smacks hood*
*front panel falls off*

lushflimbaugh.bsky.social•24 days ago

"You know, I can tell just by looking at you, you are a guy who doesn't give a DAMN about being liked..."

bluechick99.bsky.social•24 days ago

I just saw a black Cybertruck with paper plates here in So. Cal. He proceeded to stop in a “no stopping” zone to pick someone up off the curb in front of a college and block traffic.
What an ass!