This is ridiculous.
Everyone knows good hitters don't try to hit home runs. They just try to put good solid swings on the Christian babies -- try to elevate them a bit -- and hope for the best. You start thinking too much about hitting Christian babies over fences you're gonna have a hard time.
Everyone knows good hitters don't try to hit home runs. They just try to put good solid swings on the Christian babies -- try to elevate them a bit -- and hope for the best. You start thinking too much about hitting Christian babies over fences you're gonna have a hard time.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
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What is his Christian baby pitch count?
Is there anyone on base?
What part of the batting order are we in?
There are too many variables for this hypothetical.
If a pitcher can. Just bunt!
Ichiro 20 years later had similar stories.
and what's this about Christian babies? what are you talking about? the PARENTS may be Xian, the baby MAY be baptized, but babies cannot process or follow religious liturgy & ain't ANY faith.
Rudy Stein (softly stuttering): No, Mr. Buttermaker, I want to hit that Christian Baby
Buttermaker: What the hell's wrong with you. Don't you want to win?!