I said, Gavin Newsom should have asked him on live tv "where is this faucet, we have looked everywhere and, even though it's as big as a building, we can't find it. Can you bring us to it and show us how to turn it on".
It does take a whole day to turn on. It's interesting that all of us Canadian's never knew about it until October..it's HUGE, maybe veiled in another realm near the unicorn farm?
By all these contributions to the theory that it's near the unicorn farm....I just really want to go, live there & settle in 🦄🧚♀️🐉🧙♀️🪄✨ 🍄🧞♀️🧝♀️💫 sounds so groovy!
Or they give up immediately once he starts repeatedly saying "Excuse me" with increasing vigor, before then continuing to steamroll them with more of his egregious lies. It’s so maddening to watch... over and over again.
Apparently all the water is in the trees. He’s thinking maybe tap the trees like you do for maple syrup and OMG. So much water. Water like no one’s ever seen before. Wettest water we’ve ever had. All we have to do is turn on the faucets and these fires will be out in seconds.
Sarcasm like this is the best. It's satisfying, draws a chuckle, and at the same time makes it clear to anybody who doesn't know that Trump is an idiot...
I read somewhere, can’t find any current source material to back it up though, that the average IQ in the US is 83 men / 84 women. This is borderline mentally challenged. Speaks volumes about the quality of education and why higher education is not state funded. Keep ‘em dumb and compliant.
Exactly. Film it so he can show his people where the faucet is and how the Dems have just refused to turn it on! Of all the things his base believes; this is absolutely insane!
What's funny is Oregon has the only river that flows south to North in the United States I believe. The Willamette River flows into the Columbia which basically developed a lot of towns and the I-5 corridor.
Although the Willamette may be the largest or longest river to flow south to north, the Niagara river that flows from Lake Erie to Lake Ontario also does so, and the little Merrimack in Massachusetts does flow Northeast as well.
Forgive me, I'm spending a quiet day sitting by my wife's hospital bed (nothing too serious) waiting for her to be moved from ER to a room. Bored silly, looking for things yo comment on. Been here for over 12 hours now...
Yes! But if we're using Canada's runoff, they're going to charge for it! And how exactly do we rake the undergrowth...organize thousands of people to bring garden tools on some weekend? Also how does one "revert" the water up into the mountains/ canyons?
Look at Isaac trying to steal Trump’s thunder. 😆 you know damn well he’s not going to let anyone help him turn on the giant faucet, he doesn’t share the limelight. (Or orange light in his case 🍊 🤡)
Yes, saw that later. Typical of Trump and his unqualified staff. Made many errors the first time around... Oh god, this is depressing. How many days left. 😜🤬
Except CA is. We are getting direct firefighting help without our federal government’s interfer… er… involvement.
Probably the only way we’ll continue to get help.
That’s a blatant lie. That faucet is in Canada. Everyone knows that. Nobody knows that better than I do. People say they know, but I know probably better than anyone. I know Canadian faucets.
It's from the same douchebag that insisted that forest floor mush be raked and trees are full of water.
BTW, I live in Canada next to that huge faucet. I won't let anyone orange to open it.
That would be so cool. A giant faucet to move water from Northern California to Southern California through a system of pipes and canals that doesn’t exist. The man knows nothing of what he is talking about. Just another sound bite for the news cycle.
Oil pipelines stretch across the country- why not clean water? The Great Lakes , if not so polluted, is one of the largest freshwater sources in the world. Clean it up and plan ahead
The thing is there is plenty of water in the reservoirs in Southern California. The problem they experienced was a pressure problem. There were so many fires spreading so fast and there were a lot of hydrants being used at the same time. Too many open hydrants and not enough pressure to supply them.
Ages ago, employees at Yellowstone National Park would set up an old wagon wheel to look like a faucet; when Old Faithful erupted a group of the naughty employees would pretend that they were turning on the geyser.
I think Newsom should hold a press conference telling Trump that he will gladly let Trump himself turn on the faucet. First, they can have a big procession to the faucet with Trump in the lead. Afterwards, they will hold a giant celebratory parade for Trump, all televised.
If you think he’s got time for this I truly feel sorry for you. All ppl had to do was fucking vote for the lady who wanted to give them a down payment on your first house. But they are too stupid do here we are- with a massive disaster in CA and the WH. Ffs.
They need to call his bluff and invite him to turn it as a photo op (the ask has to be in front of cameras). I want to see how he reacts. Even a reporter could ask him if he would be able to show them so they can get a photo of him with it. And don’t stop pushing it.
Aaron rupar has the clips of it on here from yesterday. He is a reporter. And a trusty one. The news covers it so any of your local news should have it inline.
I was laughing so hard last night. I had been talking yesterday about this magic faucet and making jokes about Gavin asking him to take him to it. Then he fucking was signing an EO to turn it on. The comments on the thread was hilarious I couldn’t breathe.
An Evil Moron....We know he's a very unintelligent "something,"but yet he can't see it. Forrest Gump would even have to say that Donnie is simply dmb as Fkkk.
Defend this! All Los Angeles Dems not only capitulated to trump BUT AGREED w his lies about Bad Biden&FEMA NO GOOD! And YES PREZ TRUMP COPS ALL LOVE U! https://youtu.be/uMSc55lx4eQ?feature=shared
I keep wondering what he's talking about. Does he truly believe that something like that exists or does he just think his followers are gullible enough to believe it?
Nice !! A friend & I were discussing similarities in History recently, and we both decided that Mussolini fit as a predecessor analogue of His Fxcking Feloniousness very well, too.
Now there's a pun for it too. 🙃 Thank you for sharing !! 💜🕊
I think he believes we Canadians have the faucet. There may be a few other faucets being turned off because apparently the USA does not require our natural gas nor crude oil.
I remember my Science Teacher, Mr Ray explaining the truth about maps. He said ‘just because Canada sits above America on the map, does not mean things slide down to America. I get it now!
The mentality of magas is staggering. The thought that they actually believe in these orange fairy tales is astonishing. Just a bunch of mental midgets thinking they are the "supreme race".
and there are Americans who believe him.
The watered down version, the tourism in CA, will fill up with the drips who want to see the faucet turned on.
Problem is nobody is saying it to his face. Everyone runs to their comfort and posts on their favourite social app. Nobody has the guts to get in front of him AND call him out.
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It’s about the ressources we have yes. It’s not just oil, lumber and electricity but water too.
Trump said it previously: we have a giant faucet in Canada, I just need to turn it on.
So threatening us is in part because of that.
He wants nothing from Canada but wants to annex it.
Makes total sense!
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Or it could just be a typo. They don't care about your job.
That, or the world’s biggest skate park.
What a moron. 🙄
1. Thing he'd turn on
2. He'd get something wet
It’s been clear as day for years, Trump is a fucking Buffoon that everything that comes out of his mouth is lies, bullshit and diarrhea.
Time to kill Brawndo and make the Nazis choke on their own blood
Water tables, watersheds, soil mechanics, basic engineering, advanced water management. The list is endless.
Stupid wee man must think it’s a big water hose with a big spigot 🚰. 🍊🫏
Guy is a mope.
ChatGPT is being generous
The bigliest faucet you have ever seen.
You know, thousands f people have told me they can't believe how bigly it is.
Not even by accident.
There are no pumps or valves.
This is the “King commanding the tides” level delusion.
Probably the only way we’ll continue to get help.
BTW, I live in Canada next to that huge faucet. I won't let anyone orange to open it.
I don't believe it though...
No way it's over room temperature in Washington in January.
You’re out of the secret club now!
Must have used a big Monkey Wrench!!
Now there's a pun for it too. 🙃 Thank you for sharing !! 💜🕊
...faucet.
Hidden away very well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W42WB4gO6j0
God bless. 💙🇪🇺🇺🇦💜🦋🕊
Like "faulty".
C’mon, man!
We NEED you!
The watered down version, the tourism in CA, will fill up with the drips who want to see the faucet turned on.
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