I fucking LOVE this. like... everything about this. it's so easy to convince them of anything when even a tiny morsel of the absurdity sounds rational (bean and vegetarians in this case). They don't even question it. They don't even know meanings of words. The just hear buzzeord=bad and go with it.
But he wasn't entirely wrong, in Texas we don't use beans in our chili. I grew up in Washington State and had beans and chili because they are cheaper than meat, so they could use less meat if they use beans.
Tell me again how liberals are snowflakes
So this guy has been a chili enthusiast for over a decade, but hasn't read any of the history on it? With the way recipe blogs have always been? He's just been scrolling 2/3rds of the way down and he never stopped and read anything, this whole time?
He should be ashamed for doubting his chili.
There's a recipe called Three Sisters Chili; with beans, corn, and squash. I loved the colors, but didn't care for the squash. So, I used different color beans.
MY chili is woke - I make it with ground turkey, use organic tomatoes, add sriracha for an extra layer of heat, and I cook it on an island in the San Francisco Bay, where I pay shuumi land tax to the ancestral tribes that held the land. I’m proud of my woke chili 🌶️ and being woke in general.
I mean, veggie chilli IS ''woke'' lol so he's not wrong! The reason FAR more women are veggie/vegan is coz of knuckle-dragging caveman nonsense about ME MAN! ME EAT MEAT!
I’m not sure whether he took this far enough. Maybe he should tell him there are transgender cows and they’re giving them hormones and fewer Texans have mustaches now because of the transgender cows and their hormones. Get others in it, too. See if eventually you can get him to see it’s ridiculous.
When people will believe that there are shape-shifting alien reptiles living among us, there is no bottom, no point where people will see it’s ridiculous. A transgender cow story will 100% lead to more violence against transgender people.
Which is terribly sad. I was trying to be funny. You’re right, look at the idiots who believed, deeply, that immigrants were eating cats and dogs, a story that ended on Election Day when they didn’t need to hype the rubes anymore.
By which I mean: I probably would not be socializing with this cousin. I’m a queer, left wing, atheist Jew. People like the cousin are the literal banes of my existence
Every time he visits this guy, he should tell him something else he loves is woke. Sprinkle true examples in so the cousin is forced to keep researching, until he starts doing it for everything and begins to realise how silly he's been.
lol - I thought from the headline that maybe the poster didn’t want the fellow eating beans for reasons of farts, but no - just being silly about “woke” 🙄
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Vegetables
Bathing
Shoes
Sleeping in beds
Sunshine
Water
Oxygen
Tell me again how liberals are snowflakes
He should be ashamed for doubting his chili.
He didn’t even do his own research before accepting that something was “woke”.
So he’s embarrassed that it shows he can’t even think for himself and admits this publicly to his family.
But of course it’s the fault of somebody else.
Sad
For clarification: it's the chili making cousin who is crazy, not the other one.
Have a brother in law that's maga
Hot tempered if
You mess around.
Funny .🤣🤣
Not a good dude.
https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/the-president-is-shilling-beans
He shouldn't need the internet to tell him his opinion of things.
OP is NTA
The cousin sounds smart...
Cousin was fully triggered into marinating in a stew of his own rage and stupidity 😂