“One idea that’s been discussed is possibly creating a video version of the PDB that’s made to look and feel like a Fox News broadcast.” 🤣😂😅 Gabbard considering ways to revamp Trump's intelligence briefing www.cnbc.com/2025/05/31/g... - ThreadSky

amysiskind.com • 21 days ago

“One idea that’s been discussed is possibly creating a video version of the PDB that’s made to look and feel like a Fox News broadcast.” 🤣😂😅

Gabbard considering ways to revamp Trump's intelligence briefing https://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/31/gabbard-considering-ways-to-revamp-trumps-intelligence-briefing.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard

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historyworndesign.bsky.social•21 days ago

Make sure to bring crayons and juice boxes.

sweptashorejo.bsky.social•21 days ago

Followed by nap time.

joeroberto.rocks•21 days ago

Maybe use furry puppets? And crayons? Lots of crayons. Like those big 64-packs of Crayolas.

scottinjupiter.bsky.social•21 days ago

I thought Fox and Friends was his Daily Brief.

olcoach.bsky.social•21 days ago

We are being governed by petulant children.

resistoligarchy.bsky.social•21 days ago

Cannot wait to untuck this shit.

ohiorob.bsky.social•21 days ago

Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, the current guy can’t read the country’s essential paperwork because Adderall doesn’t help w/ tired pupils 👀.

So his staff is trying to accommodate what appears to be an age-related decline in neurological capacity. According to you, thats worse than Watergate, right?

invisibleskywizard.bsky.social•21 days ago

So he can’t pay attention unless it’s like watching a state-TV wannabe, propaganda channel. I’m looking forward to Jake’s book about this.

themrneutron.bsky.social•21 days ago

I mean if the coloring book didn't work....

sweptashorejo.bsky.social•21 days ago

A coloring book required him to exert effort with crayons. He just scribbled his name all over it with the big Sharpie --"Look! I'm signing executive orders!"

bitchinpost.bsky.social•20 days ago

Wouldn’t that require intelligence?

cannebrown.bsky.social•21 days ago

Yes, by all means dumb it down as much as possible so maybe some facts can be transmitted in a manner that 47 can hold. (I am not optimistic.)

mi-forest.bsky.social•21 days ago

It's like cliff notes for cliff notes.

"trump's intelligence briefing" = oxymoron

rjhall.bsky.social•21 days ago

You can be sure she is already watering it down to avoid upsetting him unduly

ska7rhythm.bsky.social•21 days ago

https://resistingproject2025.org/

billypotatoes7.bsky.social•21 days ago

What briefing? He don’t have time for no stinkin’ briefing.

duane-the-first.bsky.social•21 days ago

I’d love to see a Sesame Street version. Hits the intellect right, room for some guest stars to come on and entertain.

paenchenlama.bsky.social•21 days ago

Maybe she also does it for herself. 😂

somewhereinco.bsky.social•21 days ago

Great job, America…electing not only a characterless person but a crazy, lazy illiterate one.

computermuse.bsky.social•21 days ago

Start with a new name and call it what it is "Moron Briefing."

jesseroberts.bsky.social•21 days ago

Oh yeah, with real actors and Tom Cruise in the lead role as #POTUS.

What kind of fucked up government do we actually have? Is there a competition in the WH and departments to see who's more nuts?

jesseroberts.bsky.social•21 days ago

I used to be proud of the US. Others looked up to us as defenders of VALUES. Strongest democracy in the world.

Today, I'd be happy if I saw any sign that a gov member could read (not many can). If they were preparing for their duties (hasn't happened). If they had any qualifications. (They don't).

not-blinking.bsky.social•21 days ago

So now will PDB briefers have to get plastic surgery and hair extensions?

thebabysitter.bsky.social•21 days ago

44short.bsky.social•21 days ago

Wow

countrygal.bsky.social•21 days ago

A small saving grace that the psycho doesn't want to be bothered with PDB's

walkabouttime.bsky.social•21 days ago

Water boarding the presenters?

paulbuse.bsky.social•21 days ago

Here's an idea...🤣🤣

https://images.app.goo.gl/2ZVYHkB678bmguZK6

sabboo.bsky.social•21 days ago

The easiest way is to add a few intelligent people to the meetings. At least one.

johnfbrowning.bsky.social•21 days ago

Perhaps cartoons?

capitalistfool.bsky.social•21 days ago

Dumbing down the nation's most essential information for its leader

kathywutkowski.bsky.social•21 days ago

God help us. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

emoltzen.bsky.social•21 days ago

The Gorilla Channel story from the first term was actually a real thing, wasn't it?

lisastr.bsky.social•21 days ago

It was completely surreal to read this article about TACO’s lack of interest and inability to read the PDB, and that they’re going to try making it like Fox to catch his interest written like a normal calm everyday article. Nothing to see here folks 🙄

pollyannaflower.bsky.social•21 days ago

I thought these were working as signal chats.

sweptashorejo.bsky.social•21 days ago

A daily cartoon is the way to go. I'm thinking... Flintstones-style.

heyimashily.bsky.social•21 days ago

I think this is fair !!!! Funny, yes, but definitely not a bad idea if it gets the information across!! What do you think of it ?

princa.bsky.social•21 days ago

If it was made to look and feel like a Fox News broadcast, it would have to be all lies.

Don't forget that Fox voluntarily paid $787 million to avoid going to trial for telling lies.

karinzegt.bsky.social•21 days ago

Easy by using AI.

karinzegt.bsky.social•21 days ago

Well she should use SORA AI. Fully in sync with the other clowns in the circus.

elmjoe17.bsky.social•21 days ago

Holy fuck I thought this was a joke when I first saw the quote. Absolutely pathetic.

paccali68.bsky.social•21 days ago

He has a brain made from oatmeal mush

It won’t matter what he sees

headandarm.bsky.social•21 days ago

Why sit through a briefing when you're a stable genius and already know everything?

curiosityabounds.bsky.social•21 days ago

When an illiterate clown is President

phineasbaxterrohde.bsky.social•21 days ago

He's an illiterate imbecile. We are dumbing down the country for his profit.

howhowe2420.bsky.social•21 days ago

Hey Crayola Crayons here’s you big chance to earn Trumpie Points! Free 4 year supply of crayons for the White House and Congress! Spring for the big box!

soco68.bsky.social•21 days ago

Now that's a waste of taxpayer money right there!

johnvanderwindt.bsky.social•21 days ago

Coloring book would be fine.

scoffmantx.bsky.social•21 days ago

maybe a cartoon version?

boatman62.bsky.social•21 days ago

She could write it on a pair of Boobs; Miller and Musk

margiem.bsky.social•21 days ago

His mind is mush. He has no idea what Musk and Miller are doing. He can’t bet bothered with our nations security. He is here to line his pockets and his friends, with our money. He is a figure head for his supporters to keep them in line. Sad!

rodin20583.bsky.social•21 days ago

Trump's Covid briefings were dumbed down (a few bar graphs, some key numbers, and very few written notes) due to his limited attention-span in 2020.

A short video will be less substantial, and he will make decisions based on that.

The potential to be under-informed or even manipulated increases.