Bluesky: We have a new social network Me: Will there be politics? Bluesky: No, but plenty of tits and ass Me: So... tasteful nudes? Bluesky: We have Gandalf with big naturals Me: Bluesky: ALF dick - ThreadSky

therealfitz.com • 666 days ago

Bluesky: We have a new social network

Me: Will there be politics?

Bluesky: No, but plenty of tits and ass

Me: So... tasteful nudes?

Bluesky: We have Gandalf with big naturals

Me:

Bluesky: ALF dick

Comments

pokket.bsky.social•666 days ago

Alf duck? Sign me up! 😂

therealfitz.com•666 days ago

pokket.bsky.social•666 days ago

I realize now my phone doesn’t like swears 🫣🫠

therealfitz.com•666 days ago

And I can't get mine to type "duck" anymore. Was a real problem when I was working with a client whose business had the word "duck" in it...

jen.bsky.social•666 days ago

Politicians getting spammed with Big Naturals and Alf is🔥

therealfitz.com•666 days ago

The very best.

faineg.bsky.social•666 days ago

it's been such a magical journey

https://faineg.substack.com/p/how-i-accidentally-ruined-bluesky

sandalphon.bsky.social•666 days ago

so that's a yes on tasteful nudes

therealfitz.com•666 days ago

delicioustoast.com•666 days ago

Tasteful Alf nudes?

therealfitz.com•666 days ago

But of course.

forever.bsky.social•666 days ago

My normie friend: "Remember, you promised me an invite!"

Me:

frenzyarts.bsky.social•666 days ago

Where did the Alf dick even come from 😂😭

therealfitz.com•666 days ago

A gift from the ether!

faineg.bsky.social•666 days ago

it was me (no really)

I think I may also be responsible for Gandalf Big Naturals becoming a thing on here, though definitely wasn't my idea - that one came from Twitter a few months back
https://faineg.substack.com/p/how-i-accidentally-ruined-bluesky

mark-caldwell.com•666 days ago

We thank you for your service.

faineg.bsky.social•666 days ago

Anytime Mark

therealfitz.com•666 days ago

Thank you thank you, thank you. More proof that not all heroes wear capes. Unless of course you're wearing a cape in which case carry on.

darthbluesky.bsky.social•666 days ago

i can vouch for this phenomenon for both phenomena tbh

therealfitz.com•666 days ago

this place just keeps getting better darth

faineg.bsky.social•666 days ago

That was last…winter right? The big naturals Gandalf thing on Twitter? After trolling Elon kinda died down?

darthbluesky.bsky.social•666 days ago

no u started both of them faine i had no idea about either until last week lol

faineg.bsky.social•666 days ago

Ahhh, here we go! Dates back to April 2022 when Becca.teeth made the first image - it got big first on Tumblr in early Nov 2022, then hit on Twitter a bit after that

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gandalf-big-naturals

faineg.bsky.social•666 days ago

I can’t believe I’m already so nostalgic for when twitter was still merely fucked up instead of an active malignant force of evil

jordantcarlson.bsky.social•666 days ago

it was on tumblr circa... 2016, maybe 2015? i know i had seen some of those gandalf memes pre-PhD, and I started that in Jan 2017, so

faineg.bsky.social•666 days ago

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gandalf-big-naturals

This claims it started in April 2022 but may need revising

jordantcarlson.bsky.social•666 days ago

it may not have taken off? but like. I remember seeing variants on them in the pre-2016-election era. maybe during it.
digging through tumblr's search is basically useless, though, and always has been

frenzyarts.bsky.social•666 days ago

Incredible 😂 thank you for the lore