My response would be: doing all my assigned duties PLUS sharing some of the duties of fired former colleagues.
Wasted time I could have spent working by answering e-mails from an abhorrent Nazi c**t.
First thing it’s Saturday today is my day off. I’m on an NDA and I am told anyone asking what I work on needs to be reported to security. So unless I’m told by my chain of command that’s a no for me dog.
1. Installed anti-wood chipper defense systems
2. Dismantled all chainsaws within a 50 mile radius of my facility
3. Temporarily locked Big Balls out of my agency’s server
4. Sent copies of recent OPM emails to multiple independent journalists
5. Flooded my Congressman and Senators’ phone lines.
As a performance reporting tool, this email is useless. It duplicates existing performance reporting within agencies. Also, DOGE knows so little about agencies’ statutory objectives (as shown by their blunt, counterproductive attempts at reducing staff numbers) that they won’t understand responses.
1. My job as described in my job description.
2. Had lunch at lunch time.
3. At coffee break reviewed my C.V.
4. Did emergency work caused by the incompetent firing of two co-workers.
5. While waiting for the printer imagined you experiencing a horrible death.
• I come in 15 minutes late.
• I come in the side door so my mgr can’t see me.
• Then I just sorta space out for about an hour. I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working.
• I do than for another hour in the afternoon.
• In a given week, I only do about 15 minutes of real, actual work.
Every reporter should be asking him why he’s doing this? Why isn’t he living life, enjoying all that money he’s got? This is a sick person to be terrorizing hard working people like this when he could go live on an island enjoying life. What a cruel, sick prick!
Oh, I know that, but he’s insinuating that if you don’t send it in by the deadline that you will be fired. But the original email does not say that it just gives you a deadline.
Gotcha, yeah all of it is bullshit and not at all how any of this works, I cannot imagine the pressure cooker they’re all in and regardless of what is legal or not they’re just bulldozing the system.
my 5 bullet points.....
+ sold my tesla
+ closed my Twitter account
+ cancelled my Meta pay account
+ posted "Elon sucks" on BlueSky.....repeatedly
+ donated to Democrat campaigns
The instructions you give to AI, there is kind of an art to it to get what you want. I was implying that the employees could game the AI by putting certain terms in their bullet points.
The most asinine way to manage that I have ever heard of. My reply. Prevented harm to others following safety guidelines. Cut cost by eliminating the use of Starlink. Decreased waste by not micromanaging staff. Increased productivity by active listening & implementing staff ideas.
They could A) look at what an employee did over 5 days and decide that position's not worth keeping (do you perform every one of your job responsibilities in a given week?), or B) they could fire them and use the write-up as a job description for a loyalist.
can't find it rn but there's a great post about the difference btwn shock and surprise. no one is surprised. it's ok to still be *in shock* even if you expected this or worse. shocked is a physiological reaction you can't control
Okay, so, important lesson to learn about security: A VPN can help you get around blocking of websites, maybe sorta protect you from the most trivial of attempts to get your location.
A nation-state is an entirely different threat actor. A VPN won’t help you. It can’t.
If the threat actor you are dealing with is a nation-state, and ESPECIALLY one as capable as the USA, your model needs to be entirely different and significantly more paranoid. I’m talking about things like burner phones, numbers, email accts, restrictions on where you physically send from, more.
Leaving your phone off, or simply not having a phone…there’s a reason Hezbollah used and uses pagers; the pager’s location isn’t knowable since they only receive.
Never sending anything without E2EE, heavily restricting which apps you use and what they have access too. Hardening your PC…it’s a lot
Musk running the government the sane way he ran Twitter. Fire everyone. Piss everyone off. Show every employee they have no value and all are expendable. This is going to bite him right in his Nazi ass.
This is classic toxic boss behavior. Micromanage employees to quit. Prove to me, above your manager, you are doing work. I had a boss who did this to me once. I spent a ton of time trying to document what o did on top of my regular work. It’s bullshit and says a lot about how Elon thinks.
I had a boss like this as well. At one point he wanted me to turn in a spreadsheet every day describing what I did EVERY 15 MINUTES.
The guy was insane. Nobody worked there for more than a year.
1. Laughed at Trump/Musk massive goof ups - 3 hours
2. Repeated # 1
3. Tried a keto diet - 5 minutes
4. Read funny emails and texts from friends who are also trying to deal with this shit. - 5 hours
5. Repeated # 4
i would respond:
- searched any good elon musk jokes on twitter and had no success
- tryed to assess trumps weird skin tone
- some research over better constitutions and public service stability in civilized countries
- read about the berghain bouncer that bullyed elon musk into buying twitter
From 'outside of DoD?" T
An important email is formal. There's a greeting with the person's name. Then it's "CC" Not cc. They wouldn't abbreviate approximation to approx. That's too open to interpretation unnecessary. This is amateur writing at best
I'm a grantee program director for AmeriCorps Seniors. We were asked Friday to make changes by Tues. Took me and my two MAGA bosses 2.5 hrs to remove the words "Diversity; Equality ; sexual identity" from a 2023 grant application that is only funded by the state.
Aside from this being the worst possible experience in these federal workers lives, this is so unfair. They are literally being harassed on the job by their Govt leaders, no protection. Imagine feeling like you have no control over your life, and you have a family to feed. It is so hateful.
Why stop with Americans?
I’m sure that they’ll be very interested how much time I spent on Bluesky last week, how many times I told my cats how cute they are, the amount of choc chip cookies I ate and the number of hours I absolutely hated Trump and Musk, with love from The Netherlands.
This Canadian is willing to help! 🇨🇦-Rejecting Disinformation
-Boycotting X
-Avoiding U.S. Brands
-Strengthening Democracy
- Saying Fuck Trump - loud and often eh!
It’s about control not efficiency.
These guys don’t know how to actually improve things so they break/destroy them. Then they just do whatever they want.
So, an email “Requesting to 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙 what they did last week?”??
English may be my second language, but I don’t really understand that request.
Isn’t that what a job description is?
Reply all: (audio clip saying “my job”)
I wonder if this is a form of data harvesting to feed into AI servers for nefarious reasons I can't come up with because I don't think like a sociopath.
And there it is- the worst shit they did in tech that has killed more good innovation then saved in fraud. Short-sighted, “earned value is the only value” thinking.
This is asinine. These workers have supervisors that they are answerable to. It would be like a cook at McDonald's sending a list of how many orders of fries he made to the board of directors.
"requesting to understand" Is that even acceptable English grammar? One could ask another to report what they did but the onus of understanding is on the recipient isn't it? I have questions!
1. Sought data.
2. Collated data.
3. Critically assessed data.
4. Determined an outcome based on data analysis.
5. Reviewed results & determined an outcome.
Additional comments: This is how informed decisions are made. I recommend you follow these steps prior to making further irrational decisions.
Stupid question, is this even legal? To threaten an employee’s employment based on whether or not they respond to an email sent on Saturday afternoon by noon Monday? I mean, I know they don’t care - but I don’t understand how it could possibly be legal.
Trump’s list of accomplishments: 1) Left keys to U.S. government with Elon 2) Flew to West Palm on taxpayers’ dime 3) Dinner with MAGA donors at Mar-a-Lago 4) 18 holes at Trump International - 20 under par! 5) Crowned myself King
Some of us have had this type of toxic boss. We know this will get worse. We know it will get abusive. We know you should go anywhere else. Your soul, your peace, and your happiness are more valuable than a paycheck.
So they’re going to be harassed every week? My post lady is going to be harassed every week on top of having to work 6 days a week and longer hours every day because they are short?
Are we great again yet?
So fucking glad I didn’t bring kids into this world, namely this fucking country.
1. Used too many big words
2. Incorrectly used paperclips
3. Managed calamitous ORTBO
4. Failed to retain short lived new refining team
5. Endangered the Egan heir-apparent
This is how many tech companies operate. Layers of managers who don’t contribute all trying to roll up bullet points about what the people they oversee actually do.
I sent one😂
1. Went in search of a rectalcranial extractor to treat maga patients.
2. Watched “Handmaiden’s Tale” 6 times in one day.
3. Wondered why Muscrat keeps having kids just to ignore them.
4. Spent 4 hours in the canteen.
5. Down time spent trying to save a national from a megalomaniac.
Do they not understand that each agency has its own HR? OPM handles big stuff, but normally Feds wouldn’t answer to OPM on anything related to actual work
The People need Musk and Trump to write a summary of the destructive anti productive, wasteful-of-talent behavior the prior week with receipts for supposed cost savings and efficiency created factoring in the problems that will ensue. In addition how many times they golfed, vacationed and the cost.
Henry Ford wanted
to know and control
what you did AFTER
work !!
For good pay but breath neck speed.
8hr $5.00 a day for
tradesmen was better than 12 hrs
and $3.00 days his
competition offered.
He soon had the best people for him
to reign over.
15 model Ts 😼made
1. Aimed a nuke at your home
2. Aimed a nuke at Tesla HQ
3. Aimed a nuke at Mar-a-lago
4. Aimed a nuke at Trump Org HQ
5. Watched Melania fawn over Trudeau
all intelligence, nuclear safety, nuclear anything really, military logistics, Secret Service, plenty of State Dept... a lot of those people probably already have "safe" answers for what their job is. the "football" people might have to stretch for 5 bc they really do have one job
They’re trying to pin people on not being efficient enough in their jobs - so they don't have to pay them out -
Many have been left with no working computers -
I wouldn't reply without legal advice -
Dumb mf if he knew anything; most gov’t workers have WAR (Weekly Action Review) reports that they publish monthly. How about he gets one of 6 nannies to read them to his doge team at bedtime after milk and cookies.
Response 1/2:
1. I completed work in accordance with my position description
2. I somehow managed not to publicly give a Nazi salute (twice) in public view of national media
3. I somehow managed not to get in a very public spat with my 7th baby-momma about child abandonment...
Response 2/2:
4. I somehow managed not to hire the grandson of a KGB agent and then give "Big Balls" unfettered read-write access to our nation's most sensitive data
5. I somehow managed not to fire everyone in every fed agency that is or might investigate my companies' wrongdoing
How about: "What I did last week was help 5 of your baby momma's file lawsuits against you, dickweed. Then I put up fliers all over the US showing how Telsa's are lethal, so you default on your loans and go broke. Eat shit, loser!"
Yes. It's all fear-generation and getting people off-balance. This is the sort of nonsense private corporates used to / still pull when a new "chaos agent" manager come(s) in to "shake things up". Don't play their game.
Comments
Hint: It does not...
Wasted time I could have spent working by answering e-mails from an abhorrent Nazi c**t.
That email probably has bugs in it.
I love it!
2. Dismantled all chainsaws within a 50 mile radius of my facility
3. Temporarily locked Big Balls out of my agency’s server
4. Sent copies of recent OPM emails to multiple independent journalists
5. Flooded my Congressman and Senators’ phone lines.
How many drugs did you do last week?
How many lies did you tell last week?
Any usage of drugs and lying on the job is grounds for dismissal.
2. Classified.
3. Classified.
4. Classified.
5. Classified.
2. Had lunch at lunch time.
3. At coffee break reviewed my C.V.
4. Did emergency work caused by the incompetent firing of two co-workers.
5. While waiting for the printer imagined you experiencing a horrible death.
• I come in the side door so my mgr can’t see me.
• Then I just sorta space out for about an hour. I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working.
• I do than for another hour in the afternoon.
• In a given week, I only do about 15 minutes of real, actual work.
[email protected]
get a yacht and a weird looking woman and go away
covered everything
that it is life.
Not that there's anything wrong with
that.
so just a sandwich.
Not that.......
The government seems full of soup
nazis now, especially all of them.
Everyone needs to file workers comp claims and hostile work environment for emotional distress
- I responded to emails
- I attended mandatory meetings
- I reported to my supervisor
- I did my job
If it were an actual auditor, it would be working with leadership. Auditors wouldn’t email everyone at the company from an outside address.
And I’ll encourage my group to do the same.
+ sold my tesla
+ closed my Twitter account
+ cancelled my Meta pay account
+ posted "Elon sucks" on BlueSky.....repeatedly
+ donated to Democrat campaigns
- do their job
- they can be primaried
2. Said “fyck peelon”
3. Said “fyck trump” again
4. Said “fyck peelon” again
5. Called in sick on Friday.
Monday: Told I could not work from home came to my office at USAID and doors were locked. Went home.
Tuesday: ditto
Wednesday: ditto
Thursday: ditto
Friday: ditto
Saturday: Filled this out from home.
A nation-state is an entirely different threat actor. A VPN won’t help you. It can’t.
Never sending anything without E2EE, heavily restricting which apps you use and what they have access too. Hardening your PC…it’s a lot
https://youtu.be/Fq88th9Lnx0?si=C1mOF1G4CVInIUtr
"write a funny, sarcastically and black humor answer to the follow Email I just received:"
The guy was insane. Nobody worked there for more than a year.
2. Repeated # 1
3. Tried a keto diet - 5 minutes
4. Read funny emails and texts from friends who are also trying to deal with this shit. - 5 hours
5. Repeated # 4
😂😂
2) Called GOP Senator
3) Thanked Dem Sen
4) Did laundry
5) Stayed in (too cold)
---- Pass it on...
Just make shit up. How are they going to verify anything?
* Fuck you
* fuck you again
* fuck off
* none of your fuckin business
* fuck you you fuckin fuck
https://bsky.app/profile/marcelias.bsky.social/post/3liserktklk2b
- searched any good elon musk jokes on twitter and had no success
- tryed to assess trumps weird skin tone
- some research over better constitutions and public service stability in civilized countries
- read about the berghain bouncer that bullyed elon musk into buying twitter
What have you done my slaves?!
An important email is formal. There's a greeting with the person's name. Then it's "CC" Not cc. They wouldn't abbreviate approximation to approx. That's too open to interpretation unnecessary. This is amateur writing at best
Last week I:
-classified
-classified
-classified
-classified
-classified
Cheers
Employee xx
You?
Ready, Steady….Go!
1. *Full text of my oath*
2. **Redacted**
3. Your Mom
4. Lorem ipsum...
5. Ascii dick and balls
2. "
3. "
4. "
5. "
I don't work for or answer to Elon Nazi Breeder Fetish Musk. 🖕
2. 💩
3. 💩
4. 💩
5. 💩
#ElonNaziBreederFetishMusk
#No
It's like Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett collaborated to write America's future history.
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1. Super Bowl
2. Daytona 500
3. Golf
4. Golf
5. Golf
7. Eating like a fat ass
8. Getting mad at people for no real reason
• Breaking the Law
• Ummmmm FU
• Pay your Baby Mama Child Support
• FU for just being an asshole
I hope this will help.
They aren’t citizens. They are his personal employees.
Then they’ll start tracking you.
These “people” are monsters.
I’m sure that they’ll be very interested how much time I spent on Bluesky last week, how many times I told my cats how cute they are, the amount of choc chip cookies I ate and the number of hours I absolutely hated Trump and Musk, with love from The Netherlands.
-Boycotting X
-Avoiding U.S. Brands
-Strengthening Democracy
- Saying Fuck Trump - loud and often eh!
These guys don’t know how to actually improve things so they break/destroy them. Then they just do whatever they want.
An un-elected billionaire criminal immigrant dismantling the United States of America via an illegitimate government agency.
Speak truth to power 🫶
I plan on making the the #LegendsInTheirOwnMinds get what they wanted.
English may be my second language, but I don’t really understand that request.
Isn’t that what a job description is?
Reply all: (audio clip saying “my job”)
well, not a bad idea
https://open.substack.com/pub/mandertang/p/necessity-is-the-mother-of-all-innovation?r=1icg2c&utm_medium=ios
°Eat
°A
°Bag
°Of
°Dicks,
°Hitler.
The 6th bullet was for extra credit.
A man worth 400 billion is harassing government employees making around 50K
Can we just tax billionaires into oblivion????
Like they haven't terrorized federal workers enough?
Tweeted a lot
Watched the value of my companies tank.
[email protected]
2. FU
3. FU
4. FU
5. FU
Ran around with a chainsaw, golfed a couple times, did an unusually large quantity of illicit drugs, extorted a neighbor, had lunch with Andy from IT
A real professional sent out this email.
I'd love to introduce these supposed "business leaders" to some research journals on organizational behavior management.
2. Collated data.
3. Critically assessed data.
4. Determined an outcome based on data analysis.
5. Reviewed results & determined an outcome.
Additional comments: This is how informed decisions are made. I recommend you follow these steps prior to making further irrational decisions.
And fuck muskrat, he’s nothing
Are we great again yet?
So fucking glad I didn’t bring kids into this world, namely this fucking country.
2. Incorrectly used paperclips
3. Managed calamitous ORTBO
4. Failed to retain short lived new refining team
5. Endangered the Egan heir-apparent
1. Went in search of a rectalcranial extractor to treat maga patients.
2. Watched “Handmaiden’s Tale” 6 times in one day.
3. Wondered why Muscrat keeps having kids just to ignore them.
4. Spent 4 hours in the canteen.
5. Down time spent trying to save a national from a megalomaniac.
to know and control
what you did AFTER
work !!
For good pay but breath neck speed.
8hr $5.00 a day for
tradesmen was better than 12 hrs
and $3.00 days his
competition offered.
He soon had the best people for him
to reign over.
15 model Ts 😼made
I showed up late,
Fkd around all day.
went home early.
Took my ques from
the President.
1. Aimed a nuke at your home
2. Aimed a nuke at Tesla HQ
3. Aimed a nuke at Mar-a-lago
4. Aimed a nuke at Trump Org HQ
5. Watched Melania fawn over Trudeau
those poor folks also have to keep a straight face the entire time they're in the room with him, which is their entire shift
- Wasted far too much time responding to ridiculous demands
1: classified
2: classified
3: classified
4: classified
5: classified
Many have been left with no working computers -
I wouldn't reply without legal advice -
Hating him more every day and I’m not even a federal/civil service employee.
DO NOT COMPLY
Make them come to you with something real - not a bogus email
Save the email for future Lawsuits !
2. Be
3. More
4. Specific
5. Thanks
This mf needs to know his role.
I sent an email as if I was Papa Smurf
Otherwise, agreed.
Democrats in Congress need the GOP to join the fight.
They should be inundated with calls, emails, & letters from us. It DOES make a difference!
Congress switchboard: (202) 224-3121
1. I completed work in accordance with my position description
2. I somehow managed not to publicly give a Nazi salute (twice) in public view of national media
3. I somehow managed not to get in a very public spat with my 7th baby-momma about child abandonment...
4. I somehow managed not to hire the grandson of a KGB agent and then give "Big Balls" unfettered read-write access to our nation's most sensitive data
5. I somehow managed not to fire everyone in every fed agency that is or might investigate my companies' wrongdoing
What'd I miss?
Good explanation of why this is illegal..."federal law states that government employees’ resignations must be voluntary...the situation laid out in Musk’s post would not qualify" - Nick Bednar JD.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/02/22/musk-email-federal-workers/
It’s an explicit call to share confidential information with the sender, from a private citizen with a commercial interest in much of that information
Because we don't know what we're doing and need help.
2. work
3. in accordance with
4. my
5. position description
https://bsky.app/profile/donjorizzy.bsky.social/post/3liseujk44s2x