We need a higher authority than the one governing individual sports. The Council of Cheating Engineers needs to come in and say "You've invented a new sport and you get the first gold medal."
IIRC, as I was a wee bairn at the time, 1 season Tony Esposito had a piece of fabric stitched between the legs of his shorts. So the puck couldn't go through if he dropped to his knees for a save. There was no rule against it, they had to make one for the next season. Same type of creative thinking.
Reminds me of a meme I recently saw: one guy at the gym asks the other why he’s working so hard on his lats, then in the last panel you see him gliding like a flying squirrel
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"I feel like I would have won today, but I had too much shrinkage"
Seems like they ought to be commended for being extremely clever and innovative.
Can you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?