Mum can you come and pick me up the sandwiches are being woke again
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Am I Woke? Too Woke? Or not Woke enough?
The horror
Christmas is all about the little baby cheeses.
#wokest of the woke…
Mine's a flatbread tortilla with falafel, none of that local muck.
It's only a matter of time before a vegan beats a carnivore for world heavyweight boxing champion.
https://sniglobal.org/origins-of-the-soy-feminization-myth/
Incredible work there.
( from Glen Fairweather’s collection via @robnitm.bsky.social )
https://flashbak.com/glorious-colour-photographs-of-london-in-1972-379690/sandwiches-for-sale-london-1972/
I did quite like it, though.
Feels like whoever wrote this is missing the bigger story.
The actual content is quite intriguing, for a PR survey by a bakery.
But the “woke” antagonism is just weird…
Woke
🥑 Avocado & Quinoa
🌱 Chickpea Salad
🌿 Tofu Scramble & Spinach
🍅 Hummus & Roasted Veggies
🥥 Jackfruit “Pulled Pork”
🌾 Whole Grain Bread & Veggies
Not Woke
🥓 Bacon, Egg & Cheese
🥩 Beef Pastrami
🍗 Chicken Salad
🧀 Grilled Cheese
🍔 Beef Burger with Cheese
#SandwichWars
Tread Caerphilly...
Cheddar, not woke
Cream cheese, semi-woke
Brie, woke.
Venezuelan beaver cheese. WAF
Frickin loons
Culture gatekeepers
Food variety for nutritional reasons is "woke", I guess.
These people are afraid of their own shadow, but sure, complain about the "kids" and mix unhealthy politics into it.
The people who write them are bonkers - they must be.
Who write this tripe & what on earth are they eating?
😂
I think the danger here is associating British "classics", any other "classics" with permanent options. The reality is that everything was introduced at one point or another.
Regardless of the idiocy of the tittle, the fact is in time that taste buds change, priorities and purpose change.
These people have nothing to worry about
I'm American years old and what is this
It's also strange that they went for the stock photo search "black woman eating sandwich".
Odd choices for an article that's definitely about sandwiches.
When sandwiches are woke, you're writing for the Daily F**l
*opens Ableton Live and plugs in bass*
And avokado needs to be in it.