Now they have to drive across 7 states in 4 days to get the diamonds and save their new feathered friend.
Adam Sandler
Don chedel
And bill burr as
Benny, the turkey
Coming this Easter.
There was a ‘70s Blaxploitation film where a bunch of guys dressed as chefs ran down a Harlem street with Turkeys filled with Heroin. You can start there (I’ll have to look it up, this is from memory seeing it in the theater as a kid).
Best place to hide them is inside cranberry sauce that you’ve re-sealed.
But then while evading capture by the police because they can’t find the smoking gun, they themselves lose the diamonds because the can was donated to a food bank.
ive check the records and we dont have anything like this, but now i have the strangest desire to find something like this and add it to our collection. Be the change you want in the world and we will surely house it within our archive
I'd rather a comedy that involves something valuable but it can be destroyed by heat. The thieves have to break into bunches of homes to violate people's turkeys in varying states of thawing and preparing until they actually have to start checking ones in ovens.
Why tf has nobody ever thought of this before? Pitch to… the hallmark channel? You’re gonna need a romance though…. A hungry interpol cop? Pockets one of the diamonds from the turkey heist to have a ring made? Just riffing
Or how's this for a plot twist ... The diamond thieves are very small and their heist depends on being able to conceal themselves in the stuffing before it's added to the turkey. Once inside they steal the diamonds, and make their getaway ... But as they emerge, they realize they're stuck in an oven
Not exactly what you want, but I still have a soft spot in my heart for the early Robert Redford vehicle The Hot Rock, in which he plays from the great Donald Westlake's Dortmunder character, a brilliant schlimazel of thief.
Actually, the diamonds are a bit safer if they’re smuggled OUTSIDE the turkey. Try smuggling them on the stove top for a perfect side story with a bit of red herring for a festive touch.
In 1928, a small airmail plane transporting diamonds crashed in the hills of my hometown. While 300 recovered, 100 remained missing. It's told, my great- grandparents' neighbors hid stones in the grit they fed their chickens. When my sons were in school, the sixth graders created a play about it.
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Adam Sandler
Don chedel
And bill burr as
Benny, the turkey
Coming this Easter.
perhaps a PI following them all day loses his mind about the fire and the cops arrest him
while it’s actually a handoff to their co-conspirator in the fire department
I’m not sure what we decided to rate this heist film perhaps I should be stopped
Try Istanbul, a 1957 Film noir about an American pilot (Errol Flynn) who smuggles diamonds into Istanbul, Turkey.
But then while evading capture by the police because they can’t find the smoking gun, they themselves lose the diamonds because the can was donated to a food bank.
Is that something
https://youtu.be/tWUHkjCWkIk?si=TOmAtg9jNhb6oruF
"Crunchy Stuffing"!