Thanks to the public domain, I’m putting out a version of Winnie-the-Pooh books that’s word-for-word the same as the originals except instead of “Oh bother” his catchphrase is “Son of a bitch.”
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Also to any question, tag it with motherfucker.
For instance: “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, What about lunch, motherfucker?”
The wonderful thing about Tiggers
is Tiggers are wonderful things
their tops are made out of rubber
their bottoms are made out of springs
they're bouncey, trouncey, ouncey, pouncey
fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
is I'm the only one
I'm the only one, motherfucker!
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For instance: “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, What about lunch, motherfucker?”
is Tiggers are wonderful things
their tops are made out of rubber
their bottoms are made out of springs
they're bouncey, trouncey, ouncey, pouncey
fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
is I'm the only one
I'm the only one, motherfucker!
And Eeyore should roll his eyes and mutter “what a wanker” when he meets anyone.
- the sidekick formerly known as Piglet