Bringing this thread over from Twitter so that I can continue to add to it here: in addition to #Flansmas, one of my other seasonal passions is to listen almost exclusively to Christmas music in December, and then catalog my thoughts about it as A Jew™️ who did not grow up with these songs 🎄🎅🦌☃️🎶
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- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
Bubble’s reminds of people who peaked in high school and still live in their small town. Desperately trying to stay relevant, doing things like releasing a “no homo tho” Santa Baby cover.
Groban is a superior talent in every way.
Fuck that song.
" trauma involving children"
BELLS
"Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses being a prime example
Do me (Its Christmas) is super pagan and the rest of us need to take it back
- Fun activities in the Winter weather
- Bells
ALT: If we had to sing "I Want To Fuck Santa," I'd probably love them!
- tra la la winter times is fun times
- wow Santa is kind of an asshole when you think about it
The genre of "It's Xmas and everything still sucks and you probably suck, too, but maybe not."
Of course it does! It is LITERALLY SCHEDULED for this exact date every year!
(this rant brought to you by the grocery store Muzak today)
I love when people listen to what is being said in the song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8qE6WQmNus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UL_js3fDwY and finish with Simple Plan for the modern greed is good version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v72pVn_ngXg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU
(It’s me, I’m people)