People: “Video games are violent and evil!!” Me: *helping some farmer find six blueberries so he can bake a pie for his wedding anniversary and surprise his wife* - ThreadSky

capernica.avoids.work • 75 days ago

People: “Video games are violent and evil!!”
Me: *helping some farmer find six blueberries so he can bake a pie for his wedding anniversary and surprise his wife*

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doorstop-idol.bsky.social•74 days ago

This post is giving off big Palia energy.

yourwitcher.bsky.social•74 days ago

Gotta water that corn

kdenny96.bsky.social•74 days ago

This is how it starts. One minute your fetching blueberries and next thing you know your going all No Russian 😔

thestabbyraccoon.being.baddie.fyi•74 days ago

Setting unrealistic standards for relationships

bootyl1cious.bsky.social•75 days ago

I bet you violently foraged those blueberries.....shame

capernica.avoids.work•75 days ago

I killed a man for these blueberries. I don’t know any other way to get them. 😔

bootyl1cious.bsky.social•75 days ago

Only one ? I would have set the town ablaze to get way more blueberries then I needed

rafaljasicki.bsky.social•75 days ago

if the quest requires you to bring 6 blueberries then the entire game Universe will contain exactly 6 blueberries

vincebphilly.bsky.social•75 days ago

That sounds incredibly wholesome

b19wing.bsky.social•73 days ago

People: “Video games are violent and evil!!”
Me: solving puzzles and helping a stupid npc who can’t move without my help

omarr1.bsky.social•75 days ago

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jakewolford.com•75 days ago

An enemy AI broke in Elden Ring and I couldn't bring myself to finish the job

harvsbax.bsky.social•74 days ago

lemon-key.bsky.social•74 days ago

"Video games are evil"
*me struggling to pick the mean dialogue option because I don't want the NPC to feel bad*

luckyhedron.bsky.social•74 days ago

Savescummed so many times in fallout 4 because my character would say something that felt so wildly out of pocket that I had no choice but to phase out of reality right quick

lindasmike.bsky.social•74 days ago

Although back in the day, I was one of those players that horrified Lionshead to make them patch into Fable that you could no longer kill the kids.

dannyjb80.bsky.social•74 days ago

I still haven’t got the trophy to “leave Ellie hanging” when she offers a high five…

meowpocalypse.shakesess.fyi•75 days ago

seriouslyyyy 😭 or the way i always tell myself i will play as a more evil character for a different experience and can never bring myself to select any sort of “mean” dialogue so it just never happens

thatmoyo.bsky.social•75 days ago

Yup and be glad that if there is a zombie apocalypse I know where to hit and be glad that I'm only violent in videogames. 🤭

fafnird2.bsky.social•73 days ago

People: "videogames are violent and evil!"
Me in videogames: *charges in guns blazing*
Also me with that one female in each game: milady

doan2300.bsky.social•74 days ago

Media: impressionable people will copy the violence in video games

Me: those bao buns on screen look so nice, I want bao buns

gahno.bsky.social•74 days ago

That's nice. I helped a person get his head stuck in a car door over and over again. 🤭🤭
Yakuza = stress relief.

matthewkeillor.bsky.social•75 days ago

Me playing every survival game ever: "I yearn for the mines. Let me dig holes, hit rocks and build ugly houses."

marimororo.bsky.social•74 days ago

For real though 😂

uigoten.bsky.social•74 days ago

Me: I will find God and murder him!

b19wing.bsky.social•73 days ago

Omg Ultrakill???

swordandwaistcoat.bsky.social•74 days ago

I love how this tweet reveals how much video games let us do the things we really want to do, and most people just want to be nice.

gearsofmadness.bsky.social•75 days ago

That sentiment been around since arcades were the new 'evil' and actually had got shut down where I was from. They 'encouraged violence' and other nonsense.

Need more gamers up on capital hill. Would have a synergistic effect of politicians knowing how to turn their PC 'on'. (The monitor button.)

g0lgrim.bsky.social•75 days ago

love that game... hope no one ever finds the virtual children i had to murder and hide in the bushed to get those blueberries. until the chicken rats me out.

zakkts.bsky.social•74 days ago

I know they are.

It's how I get out my aggression since it's socially unacceptable to poke someone in the eye when they say or do something stupid.

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