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You: Oh my god the house is on fire! Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,

Hear me out: it’s time for America to be sealed under a giant mysterious dome

God forbid a woman have hobbies

Glazers turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

This year's educators bring a wealth of knowledge and expertise to #BOSS2025 leading a full day of Workshops, Masterclasses & 1-on-1 Sessions. Classes take place on SATURDAY, APRIL 12TH and are only accessible with an All-Access Pass, so get yours now: ➡️ bit.ly/boss2025-AAP

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

I’m so fucking mad. Just watched a youtube video on the top 10 most iconic animal sounds that ranked ‘oink’ higher than ‘quack’. What the fuck

daily Xenoblade post

Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/historians-p...

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

Department of Education FAFSA changes are open for public comment. The changes include requiring trans students to misgender themselves and removes the nonbinary option on forms. Note: comment period is 60 days, and comments are publicly visible. Form here: www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

Allegory alert!

Getting this shown on screen the year I die at the annual Annoying Guy Online Awards

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

Introducing our #BOSS2025 Pro Concert Headliner, Pipeline Vocal Project! This powerhouse Alaskan vocal trio performs top hits from all eras, with a unique twist. See them on Saturday, 4/12—leading workshops during the day, then performing that evening—with an All-Access Pass ➡️ bit.ly/boss2025-AAP

Excuse me while I vent for a moment SHE IS THE APPROPRIATIONS CHAIR. SHE CAN SUBPOENA OFFICIALS, HOLD TELEVISED HEARINGS, HOLD UP ANYONE’S FUNDING, ZERO OUT THE WHITE HOUSE’S FUCKING ICE CREAM AND DIET COKE BUDGET, AND ENFORCE THE APPROPRIATIONS LAWS THAT ARE THE SOURCE OF HER PERSONAL POWER.

I believe in separating the art from the artist (sneaking into their studio and stealing paintings right off the easel).

Great ad from Nike "So Win"

[LOUD SCREAMING]

This #BOSS2025 Featured Performance is going to be HOT! Tag team beatboxing duo Forest Fire takes the stage at our Scholastic Competition on Friday, April 11th. Save your seat with an All-Access Pass ➡️ bit.ly/boss2025-AAP

and if elected, my fellow Americans, I will end DOGE's reign of terror and replace it with a new agency: the Government Oversight And Transparency Services Executive