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A guy who used to be a comedian & is good at improv and dealing with hecklers and who has also spent the last 3 years in a war zone turns out to be a guy you can’t out-alpha, imagine that

submitted 17 hours ago • 181 comments

Turns out Zelenskyy is good at standing up against dictators.

submitted 18 hours ago • 244 comments

Everyone’s a fan

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

AOC should open carry

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

What’d she do? Return a Tesla?

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

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God forbid a woman have hobbies

submitted 1 day ago • 288 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 31 comments

The Los Angeles County Museum of Art posted this today and it’s still cracking me up

submitted 4 days ago • 40 comments

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Removing Toxic things from your life is good. Normalize abandoning your principles when they become inconvenient ❤️

submitted 4 days ago • 32 comments

like this post to die instantly

submitted 6 days ago • 49 comments

Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil

submitted 8 days ago • 174 comments

Happy Black History Month

submitted 8 days ago • 532 comments

chris evans let me just say this

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

save us, fentanyl. fentanyl, save us

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

This time tomorrow I'll be getting on a plane so like nice knowing all of you

submitted 9 days ago • 26 comments

how many controversial salutes are there. i can only think of the one but admittedly i'm not a salute scholar

submitted 8 days ago • 98 comments

Great news, you’ve collected enough plastics in your body to start forming an exoskeleton. The universe will always bend toward crab.

submitted 9 days ago • 55 comments

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

submitted 9 days ago • 138 comments

🫡

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Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon

submitted 10 days ago • 642 comments

This is true. Puberty blockers was a compromise between just starting regular HRT at regular puberty ages and the no youth transition ever position.

submitted 11 days ago • 7 comments

might as well have said his official title is scheming vizier

submitted 11 days ago • 26 comments

It should be illegal for the legally-required post-dinner Sweet Treat™️ to affect my ability to sleep, as there definitely isn't too much sugar in it

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

submitted 12 days ago • 67 comments

fish attack go

submitted 12 days ago • 71 comments

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clapping like a seal whenever these two show up

submitted 13 days ago • 9 comments

he call me banana the way I nut in his muffin

submitted 13 days ago • 12 comments

roses are red holy fuck we’re all gonna die

submitted 13 days ago • 10 comments

Good morning

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

It feels a lot like we're all kind of just waiting at the end of a chapter for the obvious next step. Who will take their place amongst the Stars

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Getting spit roasted and spun around like a rotisserie chicken in seat 4 for 10 hours

submitted 13 days ago • 19 comments

someone just tried this

submitted 14 days ago • 45 comments

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 13 days ago • 368 comments

i know the way to his heart 💘

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Pretty telling that the comparison here is “someone scolding you via a video you saw on Facebook that you found annoying” and “complete disregard for legal protections and long standing peaceful cooperation between nations”. It’s actually pretty accurate to how conservatives view the world

submitted 14 days ago • 161 comments

elon musk is like if a president wasn't protected by the secret service

submitted 14 days ago • 57 comments

they're crashing planes by the boatload now

submitted 15 days ago • 27 comments

The quickest way to a man’s heart is to insert a needle between the xiphoid process and left costal margin at a 15-to-30-degree angle, directed towards the left shoulder

submitted 15 days ago • 388 comments

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments