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I have not thought of this in decades but I just heard this talking sandwich invite this motherfucker into a heartburn party at midnight in my head upon seeing this picture and our brains are a whole ass thing for sure

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You have done the Mashed Potatoes, the Watusi, and the Jerk. This weekend, try doing THE MONKEY.

submitted 22 minutes ago • 77 comments

Every so often I remember that Oprah brought us Dr Phil, Dr Oz and The Secret but the only person she brought back to destroy on her show was the guy who pretended to be a worse drug addict than he actually was in a book

submitted 6 hours ago • 117 comments

I literally reported this Wednesday.

submitted 2 hours ago • 81 comments

No, they aren’t. Physical home video is doing great. What articles like this, and surveys they cite, often miss is the health of the boutique market and direct to consumer traffic. Not everyone buys discs from Amazon and Target etc, especially now. It’s all good! www.tomsguide.com/tvs/4k-blu-r...

submitted 4 hours ago • 11 comments

Well that’s a mistrial, ok you gotta let Luigi go free

submitted 1 hour ago • 14 comments

seven words every girl wants to hear

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

Musk took over the US government with graft and is using it—in combination with his space launch firm—to exploit an allied country that’s suffering under Russian invasion for its mineral rights. The scheme is so imperiously evil I feel like audiences wouldn’t find it believable in a Bond villain.

submitted 2 hours ago • 57 comments

"NOTHING GOLD CAN STAY," reads the plaque. So lovely. But -- what's this, looks like someone scrawled something underneath -- "because Trump took it." Huh.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

LOL this known thief motherfucker literally wants to wallet inspector Fort Fucking Knox and these incredulous mark-ass dipshits will let him. bye bye gold

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

its amazing the way conservative arguments fall completely apart in court when there are actually penalties for lying

submitted 3 hours ago • 31 comments

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban. If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.

submitted 11 hours ago • 144 comments

RIP George Armitage, director of MIAMI BLUES and GROSSE POINT BLANK, both so good and, no matter how loved they might be by some, it still feels like they’re underrated. HIT MAN, his blaxploitation remake of GET CARTER, is a surprisingly cool spin on the original.

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

chicks rule

submitted 21 hours ago • 9 comments

Know Your Rights trainings work. Don’t even open the door. Really, to anyone. If it’s someone important and they know you, they have a cellphone, they’ll call.

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

Wait that Poker Face show s1 aired TWO years ago?!? Like Elsbeth already aired probably 20 eps already starting in 2024!!!

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

vaccines are miracles and the scientists and doctors who work for years to develop them are amazing

submitted 12 hours ago • 8 comments

RIP George Armitage. I rewatched GROSSE POINTE BLANK a few months ago and it held up magnificently. HIT MAN is another small gem well worth your time. And of course nothing beats MIAMI BLUES. thedissolve.com/reviews/1545...

submitted 12 hours ago • 5 comments

I asked Charlie Brown what he thought of all this but he didn't answer. Must be busy with all his hoes.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

yeah I paid 12 bucks to have an unrated cut of ALIEN VS PREDATOR on Blu ray and I'd do it again

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

that Trumpers think the US Postal SERVICE should be a profit-making enterprise exposes the fallacy in their conception of government

submitted 16 hours ago • 824 comments

About as delicious a slice of Pervert Noir as you're ever likely to see. Stupidity, murder, and cold calculation alongside hot everything else down among our fine Florida people. When this sort of thing plays thousands of theaters and becomes a sleeper hit again, nature will truly be healing.

submitted 16 hours ago • 4 comments

We suspect that she is not-so-secretly becoming a true terror but would you look at this adorable little creetur

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

I know we talk about this constantly but it is truly one of the greatest mindfucks of my lifetime. as an 80s kid a Nazi was the most unambiguously, nonnegotiably evil thing you could even be ADJACENT TO, like morality for kindergarteners, and now we have to relitigate that shit every day???? ffs

submitted 1 day ago • 52 comments

Look, even if you did slap a bitch today you made it and they probably deserved it.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

swear to god if this were a movie script the studio would send notes back saying "tone it down, no one's gonna buy this"

submitted 18 hours ago • 80 comments

100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

submitted 20 hours ago • 107 comments

They're going out of their way to fuck up the United States.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

"farmers are apoplectic. In Ohio, they’re stressed about USAID contracts and USDA cost-sharing investments. They held up their end. The government made promises. Now their family farms and livelihoods are on the line. Billions of dollars are at stake. It’s all being held hostage by Musk and Trump."

submitted 20 hours ago • 100 comments

AGAIN

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Alice Krige can take the simplest moment and make it mesmerizing. In awe of her every time she shows up on screen

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments