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I'm listening to Behind the Bastards episodes on Versailles and now I want to make MegaVersailles part of a fantasy setting. They had underground black magic industry! There was a breeding program instituted so the blasted thing could've been build! THEY COULDN'T PEE!

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Homebrewing a Penis Explosion spell with my lovely partner @megueggu.bsky.social (it's their take on the concept, I'm just putting it in Pathfinder terms). It's a good day today.

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I feel like this might be a good metaphor of who I am as a partner xD

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These are rookie numbers, I feel embarrassed! Also, "sucks" is a profanity? Since when? The English language continues to surprise me.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

@profanity.accountant let's go

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Fascists think cruelty is good, that it creates the strong men they think they need to save humanity. That's why 40k fails as satire.

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

After finally sitting down and reading some Moorcock, I'm even more annoyed at how D&D handles alignment

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Check it out and share please!

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They started drilling at 9 am it's been two hours already. I know not everybody goes to sleep at 3 am, but it still SUCKS

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After finally sitting down and reading some Moorcock, I'm even more annoyed at how D&D handles alignment

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Let’s all bring a little Goro Majima energy to the rest of the year

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Sigil is going just as well as every other Wizards launch.

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

fullbody for @tinydemon.bsky.social ⭐

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Come on hire me I'm just a little gal. just a little almost birthday gal. Spend too much on soy sauce gal

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

"Cozy D&D" is so funny to me. "Oh so you like the familiar aesthetics of tieflings orcs and elves but not the imperialist violence?" "We like that part too actually." "What?" "Yeah we just wanna open up a little shop with our loot at the end of the day and not think about all the murder."

submitted 9 days ago • 16 comments

my nerdiest, most insular Star Trek is that this was cool, it rocked, and it should still be canon

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This could be fantastic! Production has wrapped on a new Star Trek audio series, Khan. It follows the life of super villain Khan between the original series and the wrath of khan. Written by Nicholas Meyer (of Wrath fame) and staring Naveen Andrews (Lost) www.startrek.com/en-un/news/s...

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Three hardest things for a man to say: 1: I need help 2: I was wrong 3: Worcestershire Sauce

submitted 12 days ago • 561 comments

Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality

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I dunno why Elric's "I'm happy to drown" stuck with me so much. I can try to guess. It's such a soft but definitive statement. It doesn't fit the dark fantasy sword and sorcery of the rest of the story. Just a man wanting to Stop, but Destiny has other plans.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

No, but seriously. I used to be permanently tired and now I'm permanently exhausted. Trust me, there's a difference. At least I have health insurance this year.

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I dunno why Elric's "I'm happy to drown" stuck with me so much. I can try to guess. It's such a soft but definitive statement. It doesn't fit the dark fantasy sword and sorcery of the rest of the story. Just a man wanting to Stop, but Destiny has other plans.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I know I should to be less negative, but I'm also depressed and have high blood pressure so it's not always an achievable goal.

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Bumping for the evening. Hard stuff happening. Letting go of everything that might be worth anything. Just gotta make it.

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That's right! The 3rd Anniversary of the #925Universe is just around the corner, so why not do some gratuitous character Q&A! Just leave a reply with a question for any of the characters and they might answer it for the 3rd Anniversary Special (coming April 1st...)

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man

submitted 16 days ago • 80 comments

Some people are struggling now that Pathfinder has removed alignment; We have provided a solution. Subscribe to Pathfinder: https://buff.ly/2kVyf0e

submitted 16 days ago • 91 comments

It’s a stock social media retort from Anon Gender Criticals to say “Show me just one thing (there are literally thousands) that JK Rowling has done or said that’s transphobic.” This is a great list, compiled by GLAAD glaad.org/gap/jk-rowli...

submitted 17 days ago • 19 comments

No, you don't understand: my fantasy isn't to be the cool badass who defeats everyone easily, but but to be the toughest, scrappiest sonuvabitch who's just too stubborn to die

submitted 69 days ago • 2 comments

I'd like to be able to feel bad a little, instead of all at once

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

You work hard, but not "Keith Baker trying to make Eberron still have sense under ever-changing D&D rules and lore" hard

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

submitted 19 days ago • 165 comments

When you share this image, you are blindly repeating one of the most unapologetic, vile pieces of transphobia ever uttered on television. Spitting on Brandon Teena's grave for Internet points. I'm posting this because I still see it randomly posted without any context.

submitted 21 days ago • 59 comments

Keith Haring died of AIDS aged 31 on 16 Feb 1990. One of his last works, Unfinished Painting, was deliberately incomplete, reflecting the devastating, unquantifiable loss to the arts due to AIDS. #LGBTplusHistoryMonth

submitted 21 days ago • 155 comments

I'd been shut away from access to my bank account for 2 weeks and had to rely only on my credit card to stay afloat Sadly I now am in a lot of debt and bills are due It's terrifying and idk what I'm gonna do Even one buck helps, I'm so fucking scared ko-fi.com/graycatluna

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

We now have a website. udm14.com

submitted 290 days ago • 139 comments

Do yourself a favor and read the alt text

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We're stoked to introduce the 'No Gen AI' seal for indie games! Indie devs can use it on their game's store page to assure potential players that their game was made without the use of Generative AI. You can grab it from the Polygon Treehouse website:- www.polygon-treehouse.com/no-gen-ai-seal

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