anenemyspy.bsky.social
A deeply unserious person. Avoid if at all possible.
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My sister in law is a CPS worker. She gets like five of these emails a week. Failing to answer any of them is taken as your official resignation.
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Of course I read on the toilet. How else are you supposed to?
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I would just be happy that someone liked me enough to invite me somewhere.
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Motherfucker spent decades destroying our democracy to put in the leopards that ate his own face. I wish nothing for him but a slow painful death.
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And he voided the warranty already by exposing it to sunlight.
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The cover is basically the entire thing that sells the book, are people crazy?
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You're operating on the assumption that these are professional serious people, not the Jacksonville Jaguars.
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Imagine getting to Jacksonville as the new head coach and the first thing that happens is they trade away your quarterback.
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The Democrats are complaining that a dog can't play basketball while Air Bud is blowing them out.
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The commercials haven't been any good for a long time but watching the Chiefs get pasted was really satisfying.
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Look, it's the idiot who takes Jon Bois tweets seriously!
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The Eagles already won a Super Bowl a few years ago. It was very mean of them not to let the Chiefs have a turn.
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No, please tell me more about how this game that's been played every year since the 1960s and is the culmination of a season that began before Trump was even elected is just a government psyop meant to distract us from whatever thing you're currently pissed off about.
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At least Hitler named his guys after things that are cool. We get a meme coin with a dog.
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And then when Daddy Trump dies these absolute voids of charisma will have no figurehead to leech off of.
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So my only source of hope is that the fascists are al a bunch of treacherous rat fucks who all hate each other and the moment they actually have the power they put up with each other to get they'll all start stabbing each other in the back for their own agenda.
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Yeah but Perth doesn't have that neat looking opera house, which is the only way to tell you're in Australia.
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I wonder what two countries we'll be split between after Trump shoots himself in a bunker.
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Those are some nice means of production you've got there. It would be a real shame if someone were to seize them.
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Not even any football tomorrow. Literally no reason I can think of to even wake up.
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No but his girlfriend is.
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I'm not confident he ever will die.
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I would have corrected him. I am physically incapable of sitting quietly when I know someone is wrong.
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Because falling space debris is literally what a shooting star is.
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Of all the POV characters in A Song of Ice and Fire, he is one of them.
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I used to try and have periods of time set for writing but I couldn't focus so now I've taken to making my writing time and video game time the same where every time I reach some arbitrarily chosen milestone I can't continue until I've written at least one sentence.
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The Democratic Party sure picked the right logo, because they're a bunch of asses.
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Thankfully nothing bad has ever been said about Terry Pratchett but he and Gaiman were friends. I hope he didn't know about this.
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I can't read the article because it's behind a paywall but geez, these guys who have done horrible things masquerade behind a face of decency and have the audacity to try and be examples of how to live.
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Someday all of us will be dead and all of *gestures around* this will be ancient history.
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Fire a first year coach after a 10 win season. Lol, what a moron.
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The shitshow is eternal, you have to be able to carve what chunks of happiness you can from it.
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Thank goodness such a person as Euron could never come to power in our modern political system.
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Love a story where the hero is only better than the villain by the smallest of margins.
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Remember Week 2 when we thought the Saints were good?
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There's no way you were that fresh faced at the end of 2023.
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I was happy to see Pearl Jam release a new album this year.
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If the other side had a worse night than you did, it's a good game.
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What about sacrificing your body to not be the guy that lost to the Giants?
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I loved the man who was a klutz his girlfriend left him at the altar. Imagine a life where your every ambition is undone by a banana.
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I just love the idea of a planet of Things walking their Thing dogs, hanging out by the water cooler to talk about the game last night, just all the mundane crap we do but they're shapeshifting nightmare creatures.
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I think an interesting implication the movie gives is that the Thing isn't just some monster, it came here on a spaceship which means it's a civilized being, so there's a planet out there full of Things that are just like regular people.
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This is one of those horror movies where I'll take people's word it's great but I never want to see because it looks too scary.
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You can be so much more of a bully when you coach college kids instead of pros too.
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It's almost like people should have more than one interest in life or something.
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I've been writing mine for such a long time. It would be easier if I didn't keep losing motivation for months at a time.
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Have you written your Mordred book yet?
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Being a head of state shouldn't be a job with any prestige or honor. It should be a miserable grind where everyone's allowed to tell you how shit you are at all times.
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I saw the Excorcist as a kid and I gotta tell you, I didn't find it scary at all. I was all geared up for what was supposed to be the scariest film ever made and it was just a girl shouting and vomiting on people.