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asthecockcrows.bsky.social
She/her. Living in the Yolo state. Queer. Pro trans, pro sex, pro choice, pro ho. Exceedingly perverted.
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There’s two policies that people who really want to support undocumented people/trans folks/all other minorities under attack in these times need to learn real quick: No Snitching. and Shut The Fuck Up.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

I’m sorry but we need to euthanize gen X libs immediately

submitted 42 days ago • 229 comments

I know this sounds weak, I know it. But kindness is one of the few things we carry that can make a difference for each other. We can’t undo all this hate, but we can still make life a little easier for others.

submitted 42 days ago • 1118 comments

Thrilled to take this opportunity to inform folks who don't already know that the Satanic Temple is widely considered sus, if not actively harmful, by folks in repro movements. Please do not give their useless bullshit attention. Some receipts: www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/a4...

submitted 44 days ago • 4 comments

This is basically my MO for the next four years.

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

just bought these. to mock our soldiers

submitted 44 days ago • 161 comments

me and the boys

submitted 400 days ago • 0 comments

This is an amazing story. Houston criminalized feeding the homeless, Food not Bombs continued to do so, the city has ticketed them dozens of times and occasionally arrested members but hasn’t been able to get a single conviction. www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...

submitted 406 days ago • 69 comments

trying to have empathy for my dog, who was so invested in eating his own poop in the snowy yard that his legs froze up and i had to carry him inside, by imagining how awesome it would be to eat a cold piece of poop. and its not working that good

submitted 412 days ago • 13 comments

You come to me, on the day of my daughter’s vaginoplasty?

submitted 415 days ago • 0 comments

I fail to see the problem here

submitted 418 days ago • 26 comments

It’s so funny to me that the filters haven’t tagged this as lewd content, probably because they don’t know wtf they’re looking at lmao

submitted 419 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 419 days ago • 0 comments

*smug bluesky voice* maybe if you didn't use a shitty app run by a proud Rhodesian, you would have a functioning way to discuss coffee based incest commercials 💅

submitted 439 days ago • 10 comments

SOMEBODY GET RUDOLPH A FUCKING EPIPEN IMMEDIATELY

submitted 448 days ago • 72 comments

I keep it classy. (Ok but seriously, daaaaaamn)

submitted 450 days ago • 1 comment

I said that “tankies” are people who want to fuck thomas the tank engine

submitted 451 days ago • 84 comments

replacing the ball on my ball gag with a harmonica to make some next level trans girl music

submitted 450 days ago • 4 comments

He was a professor of comparative literature and creative writing. They killed him, his sister, and her four children.

submitted 452 days ago • 7 comments

Gen x was right about one thing: shit happens when you party naked

submitted 461 days ago • 2 comments

That's a spicy meatball!

submitted 457 days ago • 0 comments

Need to appreciate this link while it’s still up before it disappears into the shit heap of the internet like everything else https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/13/politics/paul-ryan-woodchucks-car-trnd/index.html

submitted 560 days ago • 16 comments

The Onion does it again.

submitted 454 days ago • 6 comments

My chickens (free trials I forgot to cancel) are coming home to roost (sending me emails about how their attempts to charge my credit card have failed).

submitted 454 days ago • 5 comments

I'm losing my mind so let me just say this here? I believe Hamas perpetrated unspeakable sexual violence on Oct 7 and I believe that they have not treated hostages well, and I also believe that 15,000 Palestinians shouldn't be dead as a result?

submitted 455 days ago • 34 comments

everyone talkin about how they have a breeding kink, how they wanna get pregnant, you know what? there's only one person i want to come inside me. that's right, the holy Spirit. and he can come inside you, too. all you have to do is accept the Lord Jesus Christ as your Savior.

submitted 457 days ago • 14 comments

This is such a funny fucking response

submitted 460 days ago • 26 comments

Reskeeted with alt text. @astickyyy.bsky.social is legendary.

submitted 460 days ago • 0 comments

Mitch McConnell has an opportunity to do something EXTREMELY funny

submitted 460 days ago • 19 comments

submitted 460 days ago • 9 comments

✨ sorry for when I got the zoomies when I found out kissinger was dead✨

submitted 460 days ago • 1 comment

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

submitted 461 days ago • 0 comments

Question for smokers who love giving head! Weed gives me horrible cotton mouth sometimes, and I’m trying to find what is more or less like, mouth lube. most of the options seem to include a numbing element which I don’t want — I just need to not have mouth like sandpaper. any ideas?

submitted 463 days ago • 0 comments

This is a good perfect insult

submitted 463 days ago • 1 comment