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FEBRUARY 28TH 10AM PST!!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7b...

Everyone after Flow won

My gf's 90-something year old great uncle is telling a very funny story about how he took a Too Strong Edible and spent the rest of the night walking around on all fours like a dog, and I figured he was talking about the 70's or something but come to find out this happened like five months ago

i really fucked up git rebase guys im s orry

This is my annual reminder that the Oscars take place in a mall. There is a Footlocker and a Hot Topic.

Brother Ignatz trying to get out of dish duty by pretending to be a stand of reeds. again.

I have given birth to a lovely baby boy named Pleistoanax Deckard. I will not be revealing the father at this time.

i had a lovely fridge magnet made

Selena Gomez - "Single Soon" (2023) Presented in honor of tonight's assured Oscar night triumph - snrk - of Emilia Perez (in which Selena Gomez also does karaoke!) (h/t raztd.bsky.social)

The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217

The Penzey’s Spices man: “President Zelenskyy, if you are listening I will personally fry up a bunch of tasty treats for you with a double dollop of sour cream, my grandmother was a battle nurse, also our new coupon code is DEI”

what would be the absolute worst choice Kingdom Heart 4 could make that could realistically happen? — neospring.org/+r/154361537...

all americans know is

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Isildur, turning away from the fires of Mount Doom:

The Pacific Rim engineers that spent weeks building a 30-foot bowie knife for a mech suit to draw from its ankle sheath must have been muttering “Hell yeah” the whole time

2nd MMR shot confirmed for me and my sisters! Apparently we all only got one at the standard time because the second was not the recommendation yet so when I was about ten my parents rounded us all up for the second one. Check your vaccination history!

SO much better than doom scrolling. Trust.

Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

I think this is a lot bigger a deal than people realize. People in WA state are on "Apple Health".

CHAG PURIM SAMEACH, 10 DANCE GAYS!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=69Tl... ...Hey, fellas, is it gay to caress another man's shoulders with your feet?

*extremely south african accent* The State Department was wasting $1 trillion on something called "The American imperialism and economic coercion project (woke)." This has been canceled

Tragically my new dentist doesn't give out goodie bags... how am i supposed to source backup toothbrushes and travel toothpastes now...

Next year, the EU will require cars to have buttons & dials -- not just touchscreens -- to get a top safety rating. This is a great move. Drivers can fiddle with knobs & buttons without taking their eyes off the road, but they can't do that with touchscreens. (Even better: Tesla will hate this)

severance isn't even a big deal. i also forget everything i was just doing as soon as i walk into another room

Driving past a hobby lobby and yelling IT SHOULDVE BEEN YOU!!!! out the window

Frustrating that the problem “the worst people in the world are obsessed with going to space and hate basic safety regulations” hasn’t solved itself

One of the most common arguments you hear from fans of generative ‘AI’ is that it’s not plagiarizing people’s work, it’s just learning like a human learns. So I’m going to break down why that’s just not true, and why it can never be true, with the existing systems. 1/

Always deeply relevant

my student: the ides of March are coming up me: my student: the Senate has the chance to do the funniest thing possible, that’s all I’m saying

Today I've learned two things :/

everyone on BlueSky recently

ohhh my god you'd be good at macrodata refinement? should we tell everyone? should we throw a music dance experience? should we invite ms. casey?

This is how you get cookie prions

Hooray now I have a study i can reference instead of staring blankly and going "uh idk sounds wrong" when people say AI is good for coding futurism.com/openai-resea...

i keep reading posts from people getting laid off in genuinely every possible tech industry you can imagine and it's so fucking insane that the thing people have to worry about isn't "can an AI do my job" but "can a very stupid person convince my boss that an AI can do my job"

search history > this too shall pass explained > when they say “this too shall pass” do they say when? > this too shall pass speedrun youtube > way out that isn’t through > alternative ways out reddit > garry’s mod we like to party

My racist HS physics teacher just put a photo of Snoop and Trump on his feed and my classmate posted a response that said "you wrote me up for listening to Snoop in your class in 1993 so fuck you and I think it's about time you know that your daughter stayed over at my house after prom"

I'm gonna remind people that I feel pretty strongly that if you bought one of my ebooks legitimately, then you own the book and however you secure that ownership is fine by me mashable.com/article/how-...

Good morning, Bluesky. www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8vq...