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the box of one dozen starving crazed weasels

This guy is in one of the worst prisons in the world with no way out and may spend the rest of his life there because, it appears, he has an autism awareness tattoo in honor of his little brother. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Wario will return as Wario Land in Avengers Doomsday

Every actor, director, and member of the Academy be like

I have now seen The Day the Earth Blew Up and it was great and now it’s your turn, buster.

WHATEVER THEY'RE PAYING THE ASSASSIN'S CREED SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER ITS NOT ENOUGH

EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good

lmao getting fact checked irl

RIP George Foreman, boxer and inventor of the American panini press

I needed this today

Roses are red Violets are blue

The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it

marilyn monroe did WHAT

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

taskandpurpose.com/news/soldier...

Shameful

I'm gonna keep my expectations low I'm gonna prepare for the worst hope for the best but O P E 👀👀👀👀👀 deadline.com/2025/03/coyo...

Damn everybody should go see The Day The Earth Blew Up. Huge congratulations to everybody who made it.

Maybe if there were cartoons about popping pimples or remodeling a bunch of houses identically they’d be worth keeping around

They’re recruiting Nancy into the group.

"they're harming the good government pupperinos" could activate like 50 million people if it gets into the wider media sphere

// occasionally loud + flashing lights

okay so if you are interested you can make it hard for tesla to serve its actual customers by scheduling a bunch of fake test drives tesla.com/drive as of my posting this you do not need to verify your appointment by email or text message, but if you have burners set up already, string them along.

Do NOT go to the US if you speak up for human rights, are Arab, or trans. The US is literally disappearing foreigners, full stop. They will go through the Arabs, the trans folks, and the protestors, and then start to disappear any other undesirables until all that's left is obedient pure fascists.

#Mar10Day2025

This is upsetting news I have a ton of the DVD’s that are affected and can confirm MOST of them are DEAD So much money down the drain CONTACT WB AT THE LINK IN THE ARTICLE They are owning up to it and offering replacements or close as possible to it www.joblo.com/warner-bros-...

here is a manatee named Ayurami who lives at the Dallas World Aquarium with her best friend, a log

Norm of the north Scripps for everyone!

thank you duckduckgo

You can literally see the stock market plunge in real-time on Fox News as Trump announces new tariffs.

My alter ego when I’m watching Trump fuck up the constitution lately

if yuo are a racist please LOG OFF my page and log ON to stupid dip Shits dot com

The Good about the Oscars: No Other Land won for best documentary. There was support for Ukraine. The Substance won some awards. The Bad about the Oscars: Emilia Perez won two awards AND neither of the speeches mentioned trans people once. Demi Moore not winning best actress.

Today the American people made JD Vance's life just a little shittier and I couldn't be more proud.

Today, in a meeting at the White House, the only person actually defending American interests was Zelenskyy. Let that sink in.

Hear me out: it’s time for America to be sealed under a giant mysterious dome

Just read this graf. Share it with people you know who don’t pay attention to politics or news.

republican party making it clear they will not be outdone on cringe