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every time i wake up im like "oh great wish i didn't do that"

Ah, but you left out the best part: www.livescience.com/planet-earth...

Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.

He deserves every bit of it but I don’t know how Drake can watch anything on tv at any time and not be worried about this. He turns on Bluey and the dad is like “you know who I’d never let babysit you?”

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

TAPPING THE SIGN

JOIN CANADA

This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

Something extra gross this year about getting presidents day sale emails from Google and Amazon. Didn't y'all already buy one? 🙄

Me: maybe I can set aside that petty grievance Also me:

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.

An American flag built on the backs of Black people... Black music protesting white political terror in registers they never hear; reminiscent of ancestral spirituals embedded with instructions for runaways All this in New Orleans... What a moment

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

"humiliate drake in front of an even bigger audience" challenge

If Kendrick brings out Obama, I'll pledge him my undying allegiance

Stop talking about the hand egg match. BRING US KENDRICK!

Evergreen.

"Do what Mitch would do..." No, not even close. Mitch didn't do even 1% of what could be done by a minority determined to keep the Senate grinding in circles getting absolutely nothing done. They should be blowing past McConnell-level obstruction in a way that makes it look like business as usual.

Try not to stay up too late tonight. You can doomscroll more tomorrow.

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

The hero we all need...

The Posting will continue until morale improves.

The Grammys wouldn’t be any good without diversity so

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

if a major politician held an emergency rally about the current ongoing coup by the richest man in the world, I think people would go to it. Shit is well and truly fucked. I can think of a couple of people who should do that right now.

The Dem Senators cut a deal so they wouldn’t have to stay the weekend and no, no you feckless tone deaf fuckwits, you put on a little SHOW, you get footage of Dem senators with their ties yanked down, drinking bad coffee at 2am screaming “fuck these fucking fucks”. How are they so bad at this?

Washington is full of rule-following valedictorians who were inspired by the West Wing and did Model UN and moot court and studied their heroes and who believe in using government to help people. That's nice, but you need to learn how to swing on the illiterate bullies who steal lunch money.

I just bought myself a heating pad for my back that fastens around my shoulders, and I love it so much. Happy birthday to me. I am very old.

Finally, some good news! So excited!

Amazon Clarifies Climate Pledge was Just Pledge to Change Climate, Not Improve It: bit.ly/4aDHHtC

Imagine what a competent opposition party could do with this stuff

Please stop unanimous consent and do everything in your power to grind this all to a stop. Your constituents, like me, need you to do your jobs. @murray.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov

I am sympathetic to the "trust the professionals" sentiment I see friends espousing on here in response to the Democrats' apparent lack of interest in fighting any of Trump's unconstitutional actions in the last week but I guess one thing that worries me is what if they're actually bad at their jobs

Always love to see @gailsimone.bsky.social staying booked and blessed!

Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. It did not start from gas chambers. This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder. Auschwitz took time.

a sign of a healthy and functioning democracy is that i'm getting emails from my kids' schools assuring me that the teachers are dedicated to protecting my children against the federal government

One thing that made me pro-trans rights is that I followed a pre-transition trans woman on Twitter who mostly just talked about how depressed she was then after her transition she mostly just talked about how hot she was.