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just watched the Woody Harrelson LBJ movie. lots of fun. very soothing. completely ignores the Vietnam war, as LBJ himself would've wanted.

submitted 152 days ago • 115 comments

I think I bought weed and played pool with this guy in HS.

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Oh yeah? Well, I maintained a low follower count on both platforms

submitted 153 days ago • 6 comments

No. Just no.

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Her: Ooooo you want to roleplay? I can get into that ;) Me: Okay so I'm the kid stuck on Zelda 2 and you're the nice lady on the Nintendo Power Line who is super patient with me and talks with that soft 90s affect

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

You could've looked up a few "inmate firefighters used as cheap disposable labor by state govs" articles. Or idk any story FROM 2024 about the Alabama inmates who were denied parole, forced to work for free in prisons and paid low wages to work in meatpacking plants and McDonald's franchises.

submitted 152 days ago • 1 comment

Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something

submitted 153 days ago • 646 comments

A word on timing. This is the end of Shabbat. Imagine dropping something like this on Sunday night, but in a country where a third of the population and most of your voters keep the Lord's Day. It also means he's been stewing on it for the entire weekend.

submitted 153 days ago • 3 comments

No charges against the former Arizona State University police chief who assaulted a protester at the ASU Gaza Solidarity Encampment. He was also caught on camera in plainclothes cutting up tents and oversaw a department that illegally removed the hijabs off encampment protesters.

submitted 153 days ago • 3 comments

u are all locked in here with me tbh

submitted 153 days ago • 23 comments

Conservative media panics 24/7 about trans people just existing but also seem to absolutely love having sex pests like Greg Kelly and Matt Gaetz running their media platforms, governments and churches.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

we need more "just fine, i guess" horror movies that serve as trojan horses for the coolest, weirdest creature designs you've ever seen in your life. they're cold! they need homes to live in!

submitted 153 days ago • 28 comments

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submitted 153 days ago • 20 comments

I was going to threaten that if I’m not at 100,000 followers in seven days the world would end, but I realize a more effective threat would be that it won’t.

submitted 154 days ago • 76 comments

Just what horizons are "broadened" by platforming Neo-Nazis, Globe?

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

"Yes, I would like lettuce, guac, bacon, some tomato and extra gayonnaise on my LGBLT."

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

You can pay $300 for a Chibson if you want a cheap crappy guitar or you can buy a knock-off of a knock-off for $10K.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

just a friendly reminder that one of my favorite secular holidays is coming up next week, so (if you haven’t already) it’s time to start figuring out your menu and shopping list for henry kissinger death day

submitted 155 days ago • 171 comments

The rapid influx of new users is more than Bluesky can handle and is overwhelming the servers. To make things right again, we must sacrifice at least one resistance grifter to the servers. The Juice must flow.

submitted 155 days ago • 5 comments

Time to bring back Celebrity Deathmatch but live action.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

All those fuckin teachers all those years telling me to work hard and study more when I could've been a Cabinet Secretary right now if only I'd been allowed to be the biggest dipshit possible

submitted 155 days ago • 2 comments

Midjourney Hillary Clinton I can’t believe these people are real

submitted 154 days ago • 53 comments

Not a religious man but I think I died in 2020 and this is hell.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

I'm old enough to remember when just refusing to play Bloody Knuckles would result in other students calling you homophobic slurs on the black top. We're going backwards so fast.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

The cashier who had to put up with the chode in front me hassling them about masking up deserves a raise. They all do. Hell, grocery store employees should be allowed to feed at least one obnoxious/rude customer into the compactor a month.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein has clawed his way out of his grave to take his rightful place in this administration.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Mark Cuban is as out of touch as any other rich weirdo.

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Why haven’t I finished my work today? (Sound on)

submitted 156 days ago • 17 comments

when it gets below 70 and you’re a chihuahua

submitted 158 days ago • 7 comments

hugboxing sounds like what you would call wrestling if you didn't know the word wrestling

submitted 158 days ago • 11 comments

My favourite subgenre of #paleoart: the last day of the Cretaceous, with an animal staring at the meteorite. Bonus points if it's not a T. rex. Extra bonus points if has a Wile. E. Coyote style umbrella.

submitted 158 days ago • 5 comments

If there's one thing inventory-maintenance duty taught me, it's that you have to submit the req form in triplicate to at least 3 other people and wait 3-5 centuries for the request to be denied.

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

Depressed? Feeling down? Try: An Old Man Cat. Yes, with an Old Man Cat you’ll get: purrs. Kneading. Adorable sneezes. Occasional vomit. A slight aura of contempt. See if an Old Man Cat is right for you today!

submitted 158 days ago • 12 comments

The Squib Wife (2025) - a spirit congealed from the spent squibs of retired action directors, taking up her viscous mantle once more to haunt the modern filmmakers who apply all their blood in post.

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like we've heard more than enough from the "got served coffee by a trans barista today and the fact that everyone in the shop acted like this was normal shows that 'the left' is why Democrats keep losing" variety of pundit.

submitted 159 days ago • 19 comments

Awake for some reason

submitted 160 days ago • 8 comments

stop talking about echo chambers and start talking about ecto cooler

submitted 160 days ago • 4 comments

'Machine Man' Jack Kirby

submitted 160 days ago • 7 comments

Guy shitting in your garden: The left is so intolerant!

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

I know Tyson is nearly 60 and will probably take a dive for the money but there's a tiny part of me that's holding out hope that he punches Jake Paul's nose out the back of his skull.

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments