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blondilocks.bsky.social
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www.cnn.com/2025/03/10/t... Love that for him GOOOO UKRAINEEEEEE 🇺🇦

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orcas discovered bbqs

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i believe that many good things are about to start happening “by accident”

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He was elected to make egg prices cheaper and so ….

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Eighty-three. Nineteen.

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Donold and the right now want everyone to “shut up about egg prices” after promising THE ENTIRE CAMPAIGN to lower egg prices on day one.

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life hack: show up an hour late on monday and swear on your life that you've never heard of daylight savings time before, tell coworkers that you're in some twilight zone situation, then leave saying "I have to go figure out what happened to me"

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I just need everyone and everything to be quiet for the next 50 years. Let's just listen to the rain

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I feel so bad for the next president we get because they’re gonna have soooooooooo much garbage to clean up

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those 2 astronauts watching musk's spaceship explode last night

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CHARMIN AD IN 2025: Announcing the first American-made toilet paper with special anti-woke technology that doesn’t work on trans butts CHARMIN AD IN 2029: Our limited-edition “Rainbow Unity” roll is joined at both ends to help heal a divided nation

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CIA black sites are woke because they’re black.

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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

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I’m still thinking about how the president thinks that we waste $8mil on transgender mice

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people fucking suck

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I did not know that Bluey was a girl. Also I’ve never watched Bluey lmao. My brain did the same thing back in the day with blue’s clues and tweety.

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The crazy thing about our government is that they’re fully aware of what they’re doing #animalfarm

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The government hates poor kids and special ed kids and getting rid of the DOE proves that so they ain’t getting shit from me boiiiiii

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Go to students.gov and print your entire master promissory note …it states that all federal loans you have must be paid back to the department of education …. the department of education goes then I ain’t PAYING SHIT BACK lmaooo im finna lawyer up i know the government hate to see me commin’ 😂😂

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They should have lit shit on fire not “wear pink”

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Today's Cartoon- And he's got Brass Balls, too

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World war 3 coming soon

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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

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We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery

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a big #wizardwednesday #mood ⏳

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RIP to a genuine hero

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And now this…👇 Angry yet?! This. Once. Great. Country. Is. Weeping. ✨

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Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped. American voters:

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Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished

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The stock market is tanking so badly it almost feels like we are being governed by someone who went bankrupt six tim— oh.

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RIP U.S. Department of Education. Education Secretary Linda McMahon introduced herself to department employees with an email calling on them to join her in a “historic final mission” to downsize the agency and shift control to the states.

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Easy to lose this in the noise of the day, but the prime minister of Canada just said the US president, leader of the global hegemon, wants to soften us up economically so he can annex us. That is one of the most remarkable statements, and realities, in our history.

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it's working, keep going

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Impeach this mofo.

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Already hearing that Republican members have been showing up to the House floor trying to take up the Dem side seats for the joint address 💀

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This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid

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This reality show premise of finding the dumbest MFer in the country and making him president isn’t going well. Season 1 sucked. Season 2 is much worse.

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(WSJ) - The world economy could face a crash similar to the Great Depression of the 1930s unless the U.S. rows back on its plans to impose steep tariffs on imports, a senior official at the International Chamber of Commerce warned. @wsj.com www.wsj.com/economy/trad...

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im not paying for anything anymore

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@aoc.bsky.social You guys should all be throwing your shoes tonight. Every 90 second he should have to stop and duck a shoe, two shoes, five shoes from every corner of the chamber

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RFKjr: As far as measles go we've been seeing great results from drinking your own urine while holding a gem that corresponds to your birth month and then walking widdershins around a red oak with a cockerel buried at its base

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