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He/They D&D DM from πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ Living in πŸ‡³πŸ‡± with my cat πŸ‰πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸš©πŸ΄
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January 2001... yikes 😬
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I swear one guy in his cabinet must have watched Andor and really wants to try out the Gohrman strategy
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First, they came for the asylum seekers... Then, they came for the immigrants... Then, they came for the scholars...
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ACAB = All Crew Are Bastards
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Published 2018 πŸ₯²
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"This has been watchmojo top ten eastereggs you missed in zootopia2"
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Um, actually, thats the Magnus effect occuring on a global scale because the plane is moving so fast around the earth
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*Task failed successfully*
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Big win for brain eating tapeworms everywhere
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"We need to appeal to the moderate infinite chasm between suicidal cultists and people who want healthcare by lowering only some of the taxes on billionaires and only deporting productive members of society AFTER a lengthy legal battle" -Average dem
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In the name of the juicy cockroach, the spicy pigeon, and the unicorn. Amen
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"Dont worry about that... We've fired a hundred active duty sergeants at random. The military is saved!" -Pete Hegseth (probably)
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This is high-class satire. It is patently ridiculous while somehow also being almost entirely true and terrifying.
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"The path to"?
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I feel like 50% of what the onion posts here are old articles that have basically become true. Two weeks does not feel like it's old enough...
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Back in the good old days of two weeks ago
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Because a grating softly creeping Changed its game while I was sleeping And the grating that was sprinkled in my face Still remains Within the taste of parmesan
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New slogan just dropped! ABAP
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How much did you pay for this ad by the new york post? 🀣
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I have a 100% trade deficit with Hollywood. They need to pay me for a script every time i watch a movie to balance the trade relations
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Is this Evelyn Tucci? Paternal grandma of Stanley Tucci?
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First, he just has to make sure there are more poor people to fuck over
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🀞Crossing my fingers, we get some badass Sharako Lohar fight scenes in season 3 🏠πŸ”₯🐲
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Awesome show last night! @adamconover.net
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Even comparing anything happening to previous administrations feels ridiculous. Trump could SA a child inside the oval office tomorrow, and it would be old news on Monday.
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Can't wait!
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Commencing lithobreaking manoeuvre in T-...
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I shorted Tesla on monday and am feeling really smug about it atm
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Are you punching any dragons?
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I get the vibe of what you're saying, but one example would probably be necessary to understand it properly
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It comes across as if they think he's Superman and could just rip the cuffs apart at any moment
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Seems we'll have to wait at least until 2032, and even then, it's only "bad news if you live in the city it's aimed at"
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Pregananat
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Can erth get pregananat? Help!
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Looking forward to the Matt Parker and numberphile video about it
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"The Depth of Trumps Crisis is Coming Into Focus" Go to an optometrist and get your eyes checked. It's been in focus for the better part of a decade.
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"I must not reflect. Reflection is the mind killer. Reflection is the little death that brings total obliteration."
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Exactly what the US needs, more expensive medicine
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It's a fine line to thread these days. I'm glad i passed.
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Breaking: Donald Trump signs executive order to move the date line to the Atlantic instead of Pacific, so America can get the sun first on a new day
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In other news: Black man confesses to being the victim of "racism"
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Originally released January 6th, 2020. Whoever wrote this article either had no idea what they were talking about or had a magic crystal ball. Considering the Onion's track record, I'm betting on the latter
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Too bad the Democrats are terrified of being effective and doing anything of value
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It's also useful to consider dopplershift in pronunciation when referring to high-speed objects. MUUUUUooooonnns
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Fun fact: IQ test results are regularly balanced up to keep the global average at 100. So a score of 100 in 1960 would be a score of ~85 in 2000. This is called the Flynn Effect. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flynn_e...
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1. Baldurs Gate 3 2. Skyrim (with 100+ mods) 3. Kerbal Space Program 4. Balatro 5. Cyberpunk 2077 6. Portal 2 7. Jedi: Fallen Order 8. Hearthstone: Battlegrounds 9. Cities: Skylines 10. Civ V