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submitted 16 days ago • 80 comments

Happy International Women’s Day 😌

submitted 17 days ago • 92 comments

I agree with him here. I’ll take “Things I NEVER thought I would say” for $1000 please

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submitted 27 days ago • 12 comments

I’m not giving up on my boys the #NewDay. They’re just lost and depressed right now. It’s their emo phase. I have faith that the #PowerOfPositivity will return stronger than ever! #wwe #kofikingston #xavierwoods

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Totally agree. Top 3 for sure.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

The New Day now looks like they’re the bad guys in a Nickelodeon movie. Like they’re about to fight Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Where’s your power of positivity fellas? #SaveNewDay

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

@alliekatch.bsky.social I hope you’re feeling better and your foot gets fixed. You’re awesome

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How to delete Facebook, Instagram, and Threads

submitted 74 days ago • 140 comments

Horror is such an interesting thing. We take something fun like hanging out with ghosts or summoning a chthonic beast and somehow make it scary.

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

People: “Video games are violent and evil!!” Me: *helping some farmer find six blueberries so he can bake a pie for his wedding anniversary and surprise his wife*

submitted 74 days ago • 26 comments

People who say “hugs not drugs” have clearly never experienced the warm sweet embrace of some good ass drugs

submitted 74 days ago • 132 comments

Hundreds of Mexican firefighters have arrived in Southern California to help combat the wildfires. Thank you, Mexico🇺🇸🇲🇽

submitted 73 days ago • 1829 comments

The scar on Don Callis’ head just makes him like an erect penis #AEWDYNAMITE

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

@the305mvp.bsky.social called the chair an “international object” 🤣 now that’s PC #aewdynamite #MVP #HurtSyndicate #Lashley

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Does anybody know who this chick is with the side shave? I need to know more about her. #AEW #Dynamite #Privateparty

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

I just farted and sat in it. I just ate Popeyes too. 🤮🤮

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

You should. She’s on the right path. And fuck Don Callis

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

OMG this young lady in the Don Callis cosplay is my new favorite person #AEW

submitted 75 days ago • 8 comments

Speaking of #thundercats, is Mumm-Ra, the Everliving his full govt name? Or his title? Cause he keeps saying the full thing every single time and it’s so annoying!

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

The voice actor for Lion-O is horrible. He sounds like a mid white guy. Actually he sounds like my gps. So of course he gets to be Lion-O. #thundercats

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

This #Ultraman anime on #Netflix is pretty awesome. I’ve been a fan since I was little and always loved kaijus.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Never been to Italy, what state is that in? Also NY is the answer

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

A perfect comic panel.

submitted 77 days ago • 104 comments

One of the only news sources I trust

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sure he wants the history of it all told his way.

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submitted 90 days ago • 572 comments

a man's home is his castle. stay vigilant tonight folks

submitted 90 days ago • 114 comments

My favourite superheroes are Spiderman since he has all the powers of a spider, and Catwoman since he has all the powers of a catwo.

submitted 90 days ago • 40 comments

Man, you want to talk about exhilarating? Try surviving against a horde of 500 freakers!! They just kept coming and coming!! #daysgone #horde #ps4

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Why is it every time I drive through the Jewish part of town my Spotify shuffled playlist of over 1000 songs always seems to play Rammstein at that moment?

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

This man has reached a level of pettiness one can only dream of.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

At the time, Jingle Bell Rock really did rock. It was like Pantera today

submitted 101 days ago • 9 comments

Homemade billboard spotted in California: abc7.com/post/luigi-m...

submitted 102 days ago • 46 comments

Happy 67th Birthday, Morris Day 🎈🎂🎉🎊 🗣This dance ain't for everybody....

submitted 102 days ago • 26 comments

Fat fuck yea it is!!

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Call me old-fashioned, but I truly believe soup is meant to be made in a cauldron over an open fire under a full moon with the sound of wolves in the distance.

submitted 103 days ago • 673 comments

NEW: After reviewing leaked documents, we have found UnitedHealth is strategically limiting access to a treatment for thousands of children with autism across the country in order to cut costs. Advocates say the company’s strategy may be illegal. www.propublica.org/article/unit... 👇

submitted 102 days ago • 982 comments

Thinking about this chicken wing joint where I used to live called “Lord of the Wings." They had a sign in the window that said "Fry, you fools!" and they closed years ago but their top notch food punnery lives forever through me.

submitted 102 days ago • 181 comments

i love that blur wrote the woohoo song to make fun of american grunge rock and americans were like "wow this slaps" and then continued ignoring blur

submitted 102 days ago • 161 comments

you (plebeian, unrefined): Die Hard is a Christmas movie me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film

submitted 102 days ago • 115 comments