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It also doesn't matter about Dem messaging when the media just doesn't bother to cover it at all...
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I have studied Gomez' game in quite some detail, thank you very much...
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Also, the neo-Nazis are calling it a Nazi salute, so...
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No, they did plenty of interviews. They avoided the people that they knew wouldn't interview in good faith, and that's always a good plan.
You're better than this, Molly.
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I can't disagree with that stance.
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As before, the cruelty is the point.
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I particularly noted, "...didn't stab anyone FATALLY."
Emphasis mine.
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Thanks to Bluesky, this was an informative and entertaining thread.
At that other place, I can't imagine how bad it would have almost immediately become...
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Just the song naming them all would be unwieldy at best, and not even small children would readily accept tales of a giant golden-crowned flying fox with a glowing red nose.
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...and it it would take upwards of twenty-five giant golden-crowned flying foxes to carry even a magical sleigh at the velocities it would require to make the Christmas-eve deliveries, and such a train would radically change Christmas as we know it.
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All that being the case, if it weren’t for Fenris, then Saint Nick would have had to resort to the next largest flying mammal, the giant golden-crowned flying fox, to carry his sleigh each year...
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Et voila, flying reindeer, which Santa Claus, seeing the utility of such a creature, rapidly captured and forced to work as draft animals for his yearly foray into gift-giving.
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Fenris had such a fondness for reindeer that they had to jump further and higher to escape, until one day, one of them (I have it on some authority that it was Blitzen, but have not confirmed this) realized that, if they never came down, they could escape Fenris indefinitely.
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As I’m sure you’re all aware, in Norse mythology, Fenris the great wolf will one day devour the Sun and usher in the end of days, also known as Ragnarok. It is a lesser believed fact that Fenris, in addition to his taste for stellar bodies, has quite a taste for reindeer meat.