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Messing about in a tyre swing, enjoying my nuts and generally monkeying around.
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Stephen Fry: “I’m deeply worried by the darkening shadow that’s going over the world, a shadow that we have to call fascism” Laura Kuenssberg: “You would use that word?” Stephen Fry: “Oh absolutely. It’s a cult of power; and power only speaks to power” #bbclaurak

Understatement from The Onion, 99% of them are Evil and Stupid.

So. Those mad fish at @waterstones.bsky.social have only launched some crazy deal on pre-orders. Which means that if you enjoy (i) gritty crime fiction (ii) authors with two pseudonyms and (iii) ridonculous bargains it’s now 25% cheaper to satisfy your urges. www.waterstones.com/book/the-cut...

Global crisis style note: What Trump is doing to Ukraine is not 'blackmail', which would be demand for payment under threat of exposure of compromising information*. This is demand for payment under threat of violence/refusal to protect from violence. The word is 'extortion'.

#EconomicBlackout #WeOutnumberThem #WeWillNotGoBack

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chattychimp-shop.com/product/tink... Great minds think alike

Dear @bbc I didn't realise the Bond franchise was run by the Worcestershire Broccoli's, I thought it was some upstart Yanks. Thank you for the correction. Yours Blofeld

Farage still keeping quiet about Trump and Putin. I am proclaiming tomorrow to be Fuck Farage & Fascists Follow Back Friday. #FFFFBF A donation from each sales of this tee goes to UK UNHCR (Nigel Insisted) #AntiNigelLeague #FarageRiots Tees by Sillytees bit.ly/3T2JDE2

Will this politician condemn Trump? The return of the Rt. Hon. Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey... youtu.be/Bjn9M1HN_U0

High point of birthday - seeing Inside No.9 Stage Fright - absolutely superb on every level

The Real BBC ‘Impartiality Crisis’ Is Its Constant Platforming of Hard Right Tufton Street Think Tanks – Byline Times bylinetimes.com/2024/12/21/b...

Lill'Donnie Twump making things up. The below is truth, rather than Donnies' lies

Terry Pratchett had this one nailed in Feet of Clay we don’t do kings here

GB News actually aired commentary likening "the LGBT flag" to Nazi imagery (content warning) Is this really a channel that M&S are comfortable to align with? You can take action by leaving a comment on the M&S Facebook page asking them to #StopFundingHate www.facebook.com/MarksandSpen...

An image of masked men carrying axes that is circulating online is not a real photo of a recent incident at a Birmingham hospital. It was made or edited using Google AI tools. Police say no “disorder” took place.

Thames Water have had a £3bn loan approved. Their debts will now cost them £900m a year in interest, which is where one third of your water bill goes. Yet they managed to pay shareholders £158m in dividends last year. Someone ought to nationalise the greedy fuckers…

Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air theonion.com/trump-c...

Right, social media site. Today is the day that the lovely people at @picadorbooks.bsky.social reveal the cover for my first crime thriller, The Cut Throat Trial. So here it is. And I think it’s rather splendid. If anybody wishes to preorder, links are below. bio.to/7zNmPU Eek.

I begin 2025 performances of “Mettle” with #stamfordartscentre next Wednesday 26 Feb at 7.30 pm. Me, my Dad, the Atlantic Convoys. One man’s story and why it still matters. www.stamfordartscentre.com/whats-on/all...

Just so you know, I just tweeted this.

Labour has met its pledge for the “NHS to deliver over 2 million more elective care appointments…Waiting lists falls by ~160,000 since government took office, as extra appointments delivered for chemotherapy, radiotherapy, endoscopy, & diagnostic tests.” www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist

Why the hell are pple still posting on Twitter? They wouldn't buy a Tesla, & I imagine they wouldn't dream of posting on Truth Social yet persist in using a fash platform which has no moderation whatsoever. Every user adds credibility to Musk & X. Stop worrying about yr effing follower numbers ffs!

This shit doesn’t happen in France and I’ll tell you why: the rich went too far once and they cut all their heads off and now, when those in power fuck workers over, the French stop working. Don’t forget your real power Americans. They don’t let you have unions for a reason.

BBC News - Trump’s USAID freeze hits HIV programmes: 'My wife fears sex, I fear death' - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... What kind of sex are they having?

BBC News - Work to begin on £3m town centre renovation www.bbc.com/news/article... George Carlin would have a 30 minute set on the mangle language in this article. It's a park, they are building a park. It will have a lawn area and a children's play area. Of course it will it's a park.

Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt

Dear JD Vance BBC News - Praying man breached Bournemouth abortion clinic safe zone - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... You're a lawyer, even you should understand this. Now sod off back to dumbfuckistan. Yours The Uk

Europe looks on the USA as a troubled teenager going through a goth phase.

Dear @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social re Rachel Reeves. There were allegations, she's not charged or found guilty of anything in relation to her expenses making her innocent.

Just a reminder

Someone on FB tried to insult me by calling me a libtard. He's a ReformUK supporter so I called him a retard. If the cap fits...

Only the richest 4% of people pay Inheritance Tax. Only the richest 1.5% of farmers will pay HALF Inheritance Tax spread over 10 years. This is a protest funded by the obscenely wealthy who want to pay no tax at all.